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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Joe Biden is Ron Burgundy.

    'It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so. End of quote. Repeat the line,' the president said during a White House speech earlier in the day.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...36733627511619

    Video in above link.
    I heard that they're already trying to say he didn't fuck up and that that was part of the speech.

    Seran should be along any minute to double down on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Joe Biden is Ron Burgundy.

    'It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so. End of quote. Repeat the line,' the president said during a White House speech earlier in the day.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...36733627511619

    Video in above link.
    Holy shit.

    If the Chinese figure out how to hack teleprompters then they can control the US.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Joe Biden is Ron Burgundy.

    'It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so. End of quote. Repeat the line,' the president said during a White House speech earlier in the day.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...36733627511619

    Video in above link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I heard that they're already trying to say he didn't fuck up and that that was part of the speech.

    Seran should be along any minute to double down on that.
    Probably.

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    This looks familiar. Oh yeah...

    Last edited by Methais; 07-15-2022 at 08:37 AM.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    In another story

    Deutsche Bank is forecasting that Germans will have to chop wood to stay warm this winter
    https://notthebee.com/article/deutsc...rm-this-winter
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    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/bi...27a6edd63bed77

    "Biden orders creation of emergency board to stave off mass rail strikes"

    But... I thought the Dems LOVED and supported Unions... oh, unless it means it would be bad for them politically... so instead, they sign an EO requiring employees to still work... weird.

    Maybe the Dems will stop demonizing companies, or states, that are right to work then perhaps? Doubt it, but yea... have to love the hypocrisy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaps View Post
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/bi...27a6edd63bed77

    "Biden orders creation of emergency board to stave off mass rail strikes"

    But... I thought the Dems LOVED and supported Unions... oh, unless it means it would be bad for them politically... so instead, they sign an EO requiring employees to still work... weird.

    Maybe the Dems will stop demonizing companies, or states, that are right to work then perhaps? Doubt it, but yea... have to love the hypocrisy.
    The President using existing law written specifically for this exact situation in order to form an independent review board and thus avert a possible crippling transportation crisis. My God, that sounds Presidential. Rabble rabble rabble!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    The President using existing law written specifically for this exact situation in order to form an independent review board and thus avert a possible crippling transportation crisis. My God, that sounds Presidential. Rabble rabble rabble!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    The President using existing law written specifically for this exact situation in order to form an independent review board and thus avert a possible crippling transportation crisis. My God, that sounds Presidential. Rabble rabble rabble!
    I think you don't understand what hypocrisy is....

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bid...e-for-any-help

    "Biden to Union Members: If You Vote Republican, Don't Ask Me For Any Help" - December 23, 2015 11:19am EST

    ""Look at Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Iowa, Florida, Pennsylvania. Did you ever think in 2011 you would be fighting for the right to work for less again?," said Biden. "What in God's name did any organized labor union do to the collapse of this economy? ... [I]t's bizarre, but that's the case they're making."

    ""In their vision, you have no place at all. With our vision, you are the place!" said Biden. "We stand with you, organized labor, because with you we will restore the American dream."

    Get it? Not sure why you make this shit so easy for me...
    Last edited by Shaps; 07-16-2022 at 01:28 AM.

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