Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

For the record, shareholders must approve the sale and then it's up for Federal approval of the deal. Given the shenanigans Elon Musk already has with the SEC,, and Justice, I don't think it'll be as cut and dry as many imagine.

Regulators may examine Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter but are unlikely to sue to block it, former antitrust officials said on Monday.


Why anyone would even need that article is just beyond me. Nothing else Musk owns or has a large share in competes with Twitter.

Are you done making a fool out of yourself?

[Tgo01]

Seran for 4+ years: Trump was a Nazi dictator despot!!111!!!
Also Seran: Oh boy oh boy! I sure do hope the federal government stops a private sale between two private parties because I dislike one of the parties involved!!

[Seran]

Seran for 4+ years: Trump was a Nazi dictator despot!!111!!!
Also Seran: Oh boy oh boy! I sure do hope the federal government stops a private sale between two private parties because I dislike one of the parties involved!!

Two, one public the other private, one of which is under injunction for illegally using the other private party in aan illegal way to unjustly and criminally enrich himself.

[Alfster]

What exactly is the hate for musk in all of this? I mean, what are you worried about saran?

[Tgo01]

Two, one public the other private

Seran up until yesterday: Twitter is a private company! They can do whatever they want!!!111!!!
Seran today: Twitter is a public company.

You're confusing investing terms for other terms. Twitter right now is very much a private company. What you mean is they are a publicly traded company. Nice try though.

[Seran]

What exactly is the hate for musk in all of this? I mean, what are you worried about saran?

Months and months of illegal stock manipulation and insider trading, followed by inevitable SEC enforcement and court battles with that idiot confusing free speech with felony insider trading.

[Parkbandit]

Are you done making a fool out of yourself?

Two, one public the other private, one of which is under injunction for illegally using the other private party in aan illegal way to unjustly and criminally enrich himself.

Nope.

[Parkbandit]

What exactly is the hate for musk in all of this? I mean, what are you worried about saran?

THE EXCHANGE OF FREE THOUGHTS! THIS IS WHAT DESTROYS DEMOCRATS, I MEAN DEMOCRACY!

[Parkbandit]

Months and months of illegal stock manipulation and insider trading, followed by inevitable SEC enforcement and court battles with that idiot confusing free speech with felony insider trading.

In this one sentence, you illustrated perfectly that you know nothing about:

1) How long a month is.
2) What insider trading is.
3) What an idiot is (SPOILER: Look in a mirror)
4) What a felony is.
5) What illegal means.

[~Rocktar~]