Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Predictable assertion of your heterosexuality. Did any one ask? No. Does anyone care? No. Was anyone actually asking you to do anything sexual? Nope. Yet here you are proudly proclaiming your heterosexuality for all to see. Why is that, do you think?

You posted this:

You PB, can personally tongue punch my hairy gristle doughnut.

Edit: figuratively.

And quoted one of my posts.

I've never, ever wanted/asked/desired another man to personally "tongue punch my hairy gristle doughnut."

I do enjoy your edit.. like you finally took a step out of your closet, then realized how much of a faggot you really are... and went back inside.

[Parkbandit]

Be careful, you're going to confuse the poor thing again. They'll probably reply and say that this is homophobia.

No one expects a beta cuck like yourself to know that most normal men don't like other men personally tongue punching their hairy gristle doughnut.

That's just another day for you.

[Bhaalizmo]

You posted this:

And quoted one of my posts.

I've never, ever wanted/asked/desired another man to personally "tongue punch my hairy gristle doughnut."

I do enjoy your edit.. like you finally took a step out of your closet, then realized how much of a faggot you really are... and went back inside.

Lets break it down again, because you seem to want to, tardbandit.

You said this, being your usual barely cognitively capable of typing self.

Bhaalizmo's incoming response: "SERAN NEVER SAID TO LICK HIS BUTTHOLE THOUGH SO TGO01 IS LYING!"

To which I replied:

You PB, can personally tongue punch my hairy gristle doughnut.

Edit: figuratively.

I added the figuratively there to give you an out. To clarify, that I'm not actually inviting anyone to my asshole. This was meant as figuratively as when I told you "You PB, can eat the corn outta my shit". I'm not shipping you shit. Nobody expects you to dine on doo. But again, you had to respond as if I meant it literally, much like you did here.

Your response:

I knew you were gay.. but this brings you up to faggot levels of gayness.

No thank you. I like women.

As described in the OP, this was merely an insult, the tongue punching remark. It was not meant literally, it was not an invite to my ass, which is why I took the time to put "figuratively" there, but I failed because I didn't account for the fact that you the cretin don't know what the word figuratively means.

You taking the time to 1) Call me gay (your favorite response to everything, short of retard), and 2) taking the time to express to the PC your heterosexuality and love of women, in response to an insult that didn't question either, is an indication that you are infact the dumbest person here.

You might as well respond with 2 + 2 = potato for all the sense it makes. (hint: It doesn't)

Your "comeback" was a response to an invitation not given. Your outward expression of your sexuality in response to the actual insult given, is in indication of your issues within. Were it not, you would simply have responded to the actual insult given, and not the invite to ATM that you saw it as.

You make yourself look dumber with every post.

Carry on. You're doing a fine job.

Suck a dick. (Clarification, this is not an invite to perform oral sex on my dick, or anyone else's dick. This is merely an insult, so you should not respond to it in any way other than as if it were merely an insult. To do otherwise would make you look dumber than you already do every time you post.)

[Parkbandit]

I'm gay but stuck in the closet.

Tell us something we don't know.

[Flap]

I'm gay but stuck in the closet.

Tell us something we don't know.

See, I knew you'd get confused over all this. That wasn't what that fella said at all. I don't understand how you got so mixed up!

Have you had yourself tested for dementia?

[Bhaalizmo]

See, I knew you'd get confused over all this. That wasn't what that fella said at all. I don't understand how you got so mixed up!

Have you had yourself tested for dementia?

Ain't got time, dem tubs ain't gonna install themselves.

[Shaps]

Guess Biden is a racist after all.... Invoked the Filibuster (racist!) and voted against a Black Female Supreme Court nominee (racist!)....

LOL - this shit writes itself.

[Parkbandit]

liar.com was allegedly purchased by Elon Musk.

www.liar.com

[Parkbandit]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/pfizer-...nt-11644325656

54 BILLION dollars in revenue..

In a completely unrelated topic:

https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/pfi...?id=D000000138

They aren't even top 10 in lobbying and contributions.

I do hope they up their game when Democrats tell us we need to have our 4th and 5th "boosters"..

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I know no kid is running around thinking Biden is gonna sniff them, that's the parents politics. But the kid cracks me up.