Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Is this the same Senate that claimed Trump colluded with Russia?

Yea... not sure I would keep going to that well.....

LMAO. Dude asked for Russia's help with the election on national TV. It wAs A jOkE tHaT's nOt CoLlUsIoN!!!! No shit sherlock.

And since you're still very obviously stuck on that shit, I can tell because you used the word collusion instead of conspiracy, Mueller's report was basically a punt to congress that said "It's not my job to charge him, you should." Yes, I've read the report as unredactedly as I can.

Before you start spewing nonsense about witch hunts and wasted money, they caught a lot of fuckin witches and took their assets. The investigation turned a profit of over 10 million due to seized assets.

[Neveragain]

Yes, I've read the report as unredactedly as I can.

Things that never happened for 1000, Alex.

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Things that never happened for 1000, Alex.

Love to have discussions where the response is at the level of 'NO U DIDENT'. And y'all call liberals dumb. Don't get me wrong, they're dumb! But it's just funny that it would come from y'all.

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You are a FUDD. GTFO

Lol. Card carrying SRA member actually. That's just my desk gun.

[Parkbandit]

Lol. Card carrying SRA member actually. That's just my desk gun.

Sure, MacGuyver...

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Sure, MacGuyver...

You really do know the best way to hurt my feelings, don't you? Calling me someone else? Posting pictures of Nerf guns? I can't believe you would be so cruel and hurtful to me. I'm going to go cry in my wife's arms when she's done with her boyfriend

[Shaps]

Ever done a desk pop? C'mon, everyone has done a desk pop before! Paper biiittcchh.

[Shaps]

How unique, you using a random crime in a random location to castigate our President. As if criminals robbing a store have any correlation with Biden or Rittenhouse. Satirical or no, you're a idiot.

Not everyone has the same comedic chops. Sorry you don't find the irony, the satire, and the double standards hilarious like I do.

[Candor]

How unique, you using a random crime in a random location to castigate our President. As if criminals robbing a store have any correlation with Biden or Rittenhouse. Satirical or no, you're a idiot.

So if this was a standard store robbery, I would agree with you.

But this wasn't a standard store robbery. This was a coordinated effort of 80 people storming a store all at once, in a city where store robberies have become so common that many stores are abandoning the city. The question that needs to be asked is: Why has this been happening? Could the liberal policies and attitudes of the city and those in the Democratic Party have anything to do with it? And my position on that question is yes, and therefore I consider the President to be part of the problem.

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Ever done a desk pop? C'mon, everyone has done a desk pop before! Paper biiittcchh.

Honestly. It's gonna happen if I keep playing with these cheap 1911's. I need to get rid of them.