Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Nice bit of red herring there. Try again.

And if you want others to have the fortune you have, then great, YOU give it to them with YOUR money. How much of your money do I deserve?

And those other countries, their economies are collapsing because of all the giveaways and the fact they are starting to have to meet their NATO commitments instead of having their defense bankrolled by the US.

Keep up the lies, you are mildly entertaining but you are no ASSliana.

Uh huh. Yea, I'm just sitting here waiting for the collapse of all the countries that provide healthcare to their citizens. They've been doing it for a while now. How long do you think it'll take?

And ideally, I wouldn't take any of your money or you any of mine. There's waaaaaaay more than enough bloat at the top to take care of everyone. We could skim enough cream off the top and not even have to TOUCH the beloved military! Wouldn't that be nice?

You act like the people that would be impacted by the mildest shift towards socialism need your help defending themselves(or their disgusting dragon-hoards) against people who are just trying to make life better for people who desperately need it.

They don't need your help! They have enough help on the blue side already. You and all your buddies could vote straight Marx ticket for the rest of your life and I doubt it would make enough impact to increase your own taxes a "red" cent. The DNC doesn't want socialism. They just want to keep enriching themselves and their buddies, much like the RNC!

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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...163211061.html

Just how blatant can they be... LOL.

Title: "Rittenhouse Spokesman Rejects Tucker Carlson’s False Claim of Juror Intimidation on ‘Fox & Friends’"

Actual Statement: "Protesters, he said, “sure are trying” to influence the verdict, but Hancock insisted the family is confident the defense’s statements that the teen was acting in self defense when he shot three people — killing two — will produce a not-guilty verdict. “They’re trying but I don’t believe the jury is gonna let that actually take effect on their decision.”

Seriously, these fucking hacks hiding behind the title "journalist" need to be told to shut the fuck up. State run media at this point.

"They're trying" is actual jury intimidation... the spokesman said he doesn't think the intimidation will affect the decision.

Fucking ideological pieces of shit, I swear.

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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...163211061.html

Just how blatant can they be... LOL.

Title: "Rittenhouse Spokesman Rejects Tucker Carlson’s False Claim of Juror Intimidation on ‘Fox & Friends’"

Actual Statement: "Protesters, he said, “sure are trying” to influence the verdict, but Hancock insisted the family is confident the defense’s statements that the teen was acting in self defense when he shot three people — killing two — will produce a not-guilty verdict. “They’re trying but I don’t believe the jury is gonna let that actually take effect on their decision.”

Seriously, these fucking hacks hiding behind the title "journalist" need to be told to shut the fuck up. State run media at this point.

"They're trying" is actual jury intimidation... the spokesman said he doesn't think the intimidation will affect the decision.

Fucking ideological pieces of shit, I swear.

At this point if the judge DOESN'T call mistrial I'll accept it as evidence against his pro-Kyle bias.

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Holy shit! The Biden Administration is in utter turmoil! All their staff is leaving! The abuse and mistreatment must be insane! Their interviews and book deals are on the way - describing how vile and clueless the administration is! Can you believe how poorly they run the White House? If they can't even keep their staff, how do they expect to lead a Nation!

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[Seran]

Holy shit! The Biden Administration is in utter turmoil! All their staff is leaving! The abuse and mistreatment must be insane! Their interviews and book deals are on the way - describing how vile and clueless the administration is! Can you believe how poorly they run the White House? If they can't even keep their staff, how do they expect to lead a Nation!

ROFL

Now you just make stuff up to create sensationalism? How pathetic can you get.

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Now you just make stuff up to create sensationalism? How pathetic can you get.

LOL.. the fact you don't get the sarcasm, makes me laugh even harder. ROFL

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LOL.. the fact you don't get the sarcasm, makes me laugh even harder. ROFL

The fact that you think you're being clever on some level that has the potential of being "beyond" someone is the real joke.

You're posting nutty right wing videos and making what you think is a witty comparison between how the media treats resignations under his admin versus Trumps. It's not even slightly deep, dude. Maybe Seran actually did miss the sarscasm. I doubt it, but it would be understandable given how often right wingers legitimately, purposefully post dumb shit in order to get confused reactions from the left.

Satire is an art and you just shat yourself and called it a painting. This is the kinda stuff my signature is talking about

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The fact that you think you're being clever on some level that has the potential of being "beyond" someone is the real joke.

You're posting nutty right wing videos and making what you think is a witty comparison between how the media treats resignations under his admin versus Trumps. It's not even slightly deep, dude. Maybe Seran actually did miss the sarscasm. I doubt it, but it would be understandable given how often right wingers legitimately, purposefully post dumb shit in order to get confused reactions from the left.

Satire is an art and you just shat yourself and called it a painting. This is the kinda stuff my signature is talking about

Whew.. you're really trying. A for effort, C for execution. Come around on the next post and try again.

[Parkbandit]

Now you just make stuff up to create sensationalism? How pathetic can you get.

You're the one at the party that keeps saying "I don't get it" when everyone is laughing... aren't you?

What am I talking about... no one would invite you to a party.

Nevermind.

[Candor]

Well the safe spaces are starting to spring up for those having trouble "processing" the verdict in the Rittenhouse trial.

https://www.thecollegefix.com/fitchb...-campus-email/