Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

I could use another 40 point performance out of him. Missing Godwin, Antonio Brown and Gronk has my lineup all kinds of fucked up.

That's because you have 3 receivers from the same team.

[Tgo01]

Biden is planning to shut down another oil pipeline which transports over 500k barrels a day from Canada.

Gas prices skyrocket.

Dumb fucking idiots such as Seran: HURR DURR! Biden isn't making it worse!!!!

The dumb bitch energy secretary literally threw her head back and laughed the other day when asked what she plans to do to reduce the price of energy in this country and her solution is to apparently bring LESS oil into the country. Because surely that will lower prices!

Oh right! She also said Biden's "plan" is to rely more on solar and wind energy. I mean that's great, we're decades at best, 100+ years at worst before we can completely wean ourselves off of oil and natural gas. Until then let's not make things worse for poor people."

"The adults are back" my fucking hairy ass.

[Parkbandit]

Biden is planning to shut down another oil pipeline which transports over 500k barrels a day from Canada.

Gas prices skyrocket.

Dumb fucking idiots such as Seran: HURR DURR! Biden isn't making it worse!!!!

The dumb bitch energy secretary literally threw her head back and laughed the other day when asked what she plans to do to reduce the price of energy in this country and her solution is to apparently bring LESS oil into the country. Because surely that will lower prices!

Oh right! She also said Biden's "plan" is to rely more on solar and wind energy. I mean that's great, we're decades at best, 100+ years at worst before we can completely wean ourselves off of oil and natural gas. Until then let's not make things worse for poor people."

"The adults are back" my fucking hairy ass.

Hey now.. it's not like they have some "magic wand" to bring prices back down.

They are doing the best they can.

[Neveragain]

That's because you have 3 receivers from the same team.

Still won this weekend, sitting in solid 3rd with the second highest accumulated points for the season. Doing pretty well considering I drew number 10 in the draft.

[Parkbandit]

Still won this weekend, sitting in solid 3rd with the second highest accumulated points for the season. Doing pretty well considering I drew number 10 in the draft.

10th was a decent spot to draft this year.. you get 2 picks in the top 11 (if you are in a 10 team league)

Plus, most of the top 9 have/are injured or are just not playing as a top 9:

Of the top 9 players in most drafts.. only Derrick Henry is in the top 9 in scoring.. and he's hurt for probably the rest of the year.

[beldannon5]

Jonathan Taylor has been the main guy helping me to first place in my big league

[Methais]

Ignoring NAFTA (1994/Clinton) and the repeal of Glass Steagall (1999/Clinton), which can be seen in the chart by the huge leaps in income difference, is about as dishonest as one can be.

Crime bill (1994/Clinton), welfare reform bill (1996/Clinton)

Who was the last president to give amnesty to illegal immigrants...Reagan.

Dishonesty is literally the only thing time4fun is good at. Except she sucks at that too and is super easy to see through, so nevermind.

[Methais]

She is by far the biggest racist on the PC. Seran is a close second though.

The Alt Left can't help talking about race. That is how they see the word: By the color of your skin.

It's been their driving force for over 160 years.

[Parkbandit]

Jonathan Taylor has been the main guy helping me to first place in my big league

Yup... and you got him when... late 1st or early 2nd?

[Parkbandit]

Imagine judging a person solely based upon the amount of melanin in their skin.

Democrats have been doing this for the entirety of their political party.