Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

I like how these assholes right-wingers try to make it sound like Afghanistan fall apart in just 30 days of the end of the war.

Um...it kind of did. Were you sleeping during the Afghanistan withdrawal or what? It took about 3 months for a terrorist group to take complete control of the country, with most of the land grabs happening during the final few weeks.

[Gelston]

Nobody fell to their death hanging from planes. You saw people hanging onto a plane (going like 1 mph) on a runway. That is all.

Also. They blow shit up over there. It doesn't make it anyone's fault over here. Just the guy over there, who blows fuckers up. Doesn't matter what year it is, or who is in office over here. They blow fuckers up over there. Not Biden's fault, not Hunter's fault, not 4 5's fault, not yo momma's fault. It's just the dude who blew the shit up. It's definitely his (or her) fault. Move on.

There are tons of videos of people falling from the planes after take off.

[Tgo01]

Biden’s $50,000-per-year journalist tax credit estimated to cost taxpayers $1.6B

So Democrats are now just straight up bribing "news" organizations to write favorable propaganda for Democrats.

This bill, you know, which is supposed to raise money to offset all of the costs of said bill, would give news organizations up to 50k in tax breaks PER JOURNALIST. It also exempts news organizations with up to 1500 employees from employer payroll taxes, you know those taxes that fund silly things like Medicare and Social Security.

Oh but don't worry! It only lasts 5 years unless Congress votes to extend the exemptions again, that way "news" organizations would feel pressured to write glowing stories about Democrats because they would be the ones pushing for these exemptions again.

Democrats are literally giving away taxpayer dollars to bribe the media and dipshits like Seran and time4fun will continue to throw a tantrum claiming Republicans are the ones giving away money to corporations.

[Parkbandit]

Nobody fell to their death hanging from planes. You saw people hanging onto a plane (going like 1 mph) on a runway. That is all.

And just when Seran thought he had the belt with no challenger.. Bhaalizmo steps up and hits him in the face.

Well done.

But we're going to need more from you like this if you want to get the belt away from Seran.

[Bhaalizmo]

And just when Seran thought he had the belt with no challenger.. Bhaalizmo steps up and hits him in the face.

Well done.

But we're going to need more from you like this if you want to get the belt away from Seran.

Nobody is coming for your championship diaper, tardbandit.

Fix my tub plz tho.

[Seran]

Biden’s $50,000-per-year journalist tax credit estimated to cost taxpayers $1.6B

So Democrats are now just straight up bribing "news" organizations to write favorable propaganda for Democrats.

This bill, you know, which is supposed to raise money to offset all of the costs of said bill, would give news organizations up to 50k in tax breaks PER JOURNALIST. It also exempts news organizations with up to 1500 employees from employer payroll taxes, you know those taxes that fund silly things like Medicare and Social Security.

Oh but don't worry! It only lasts 5 years unless Congress votes to extend the exemptions again, that way "news" organizations would feel pressured to write glowing stories about Democrats because they would be the ones pushing for these exemptions again.

Democrats are literally giving away taxpayer dollars to bribe the media and dipshits like Seran and time4fun will continue to throw a tantrum claiming Republicans are the ones giving away money to corporations.

Here's another tin foil hat conspiracy from the alt right, peddling their nonsense assumptions and ignorance. There's nothing that biases this towards any type of news, agenda or source beyond being local newsrooms. I suppose Fox News would be intimidated by any local agency not controlled by them and because all the true conspiracy rags Dreaven subscribes to are online only and wouldn't benefit, his handlers demand he post this drivel.

[Neveragain]

Biden’s $50,000-per-year journalist tax credit estimated to cost taxpayers $1.6B

In 2014, the median elementary school in the United States cost $211.55 per square foot to build.

7,565,011 square feet of classroom.

"Family of 4 receives $680 a months in food assistance"

200,000 families fed.

Permanent supportive housing costs $12,800 per person per year on average.

125,000 homeless sheltered.

[Neveragain]

Here's another tin foil hat conspiracy from the alt right, peddling their nonsense assumptions and ignorance. There's nothing that biases this towards any type of news, agenda or source beyond being local newsrooms. I suppose Fox News would be intimidated by any local agency not controlled by them and because all the true conspiracy rags Dreaven subscribes to are online only and wouldn't benefit, his handlers demand he post this drivel.

Reporters before schools, or food insecurity, or the homeless does not sound very progressive or Democratic.

Just say'n.

[Gelston]

[Tgo01]

There's nothing that biases this towards any type of news, agenda or source beyond being local newsrooms.

Right. I’m sure you would also be totally fine if the details of this bill were exactly the same except the corporations standing to benefit were gun right advocate groups such as the NRA and the party that wrote the bill were Republicans.