Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

Shitting his pants at the Whitehouse and the Vatican in a single term.

To be fair...how many people in the history of the world can claim they have done that? He might literally be the first and only.

[Neveragain]

To be fair...how many people in the history of the world can claim they have done that? He might literally be the first and only.

If he tries really hard he could manage the shitfecta and crap himself at Versailles and Buckingham palace.

[Seran]

It is/was a real question, not a troll.

I don't think he's accomplished anything and his entire career is a fuckup. Take the border, Afghanistan, the economy, hell even his covid response which all he had to do was keep doing what Trump started instead of going extreme. He just makes the wrong decision on everything. I guess he doesn't mean tweet though, but I honestly like Trumps use of social media because he highlighted how retarded it is.

I can't think of anything he's done well, so figured I'd ask you because you seem to support him.

Afghanistan: actually I think that this was handled incredibly well he said a guideline he's stuck with a guideline and all of those folks who were not prepared to leave or refuse to leave have the ability to now leave at whatever point that they want to do to you diplomacy with the Taliban. He made the pledge to leave Afghanistan, something Trump failed to do in 4 years in office. Everything else is political nonsense and people who wanted a forever war.

Economy: Just what legislation do you see passed by the Biden Administration could have possibly resulted in the inflation you're seeing? There isn't any. The Covid19 stimulus, the disgusting bond buybacks, all of that was accomplished via bipartisan agreements SIGNED UNDER TRUMP. If anything, cooling the quantitative easing and unregulated free money to corporations has already begun to tame month to month inflation.

Meanwhile, Biden has reestablished normalized relations with our NATO allies, laid framework toward reestablished a policy of intervention in Iran, something Trump destroyed without any alternative. Biden has put Russia and Ukraine on notice to knock their shit off and has let Turkey and Saudi Arabia their strategic importance doesn't come with a free pass to commit any atrocities they want. And that's just foreign policy

[Seran]

Getting us out of Afghanistan alone will be a massive feather in his cap. Republicans created Vietnam 2 through former President Bush and it took a responsible moderate Democrat to end that nonsense

[Shaps]

Getting us out of Afghanistan alone will be a massive feather in his cap. Republicans created Vietnam 2 through former President Bush and it took a responsible moderate Democrat to end that nonsense

You mean the plan to withdraw that Trump had started and was in the process of? Always knew you supported Trump.

Biden was given vaccines - fucked up the messaging and overplayed Government control.
Biden was given an exit strategy from Afghanistan - fucked up the execution royally.

So the ideas were Trumps, but Biden fucked them up.

So feathers in whose cap?

[Tgo01]

Afghanistan: actually I think that this was handled incredibly well

Holy fucking shit. I'm sure the Afghans who fell to their deaths clinging onto airplanes to escape the country and the hundreds murdered and wounded by a suicide bomber because of Biden's incompetence totally agree with you.

Let's not forget the dozens of American soldiers wounded and killed in the same terrorist attack and Biden then murdering an innocent man and his children and then claiming for weeks that they really took out a terrorist and prevented another attack before finally telling the truth after the media for once did their job and found out the truth.

Oh yeah. Mission Accomplished!

[Parkbandit]

Afghanistan: actually I think that this was handled incredibly well he said a guideline he's stuck with a guideline and all of those folks who were not prepared to leave or refuse to leave have the ability to now leave at whatever point that they want to do to you diplomacy with the Taliban. He made the pledge to leave Afghanistan, something Trump failed to do in 4 years in office. Everything else is political nonsense and people who wanted a forever war.

Economy: Just what legislation do you see passed by the Biden Administration could have possibly resulted in the inflation you're seeing? There isn't any. The Covid19 stimulus, the disgusting bond buybacks, all of that was accomplished via bipartisan agreements SIGNED UNDER TRUMP. If anything, cooling the quantitative easing and unregulated free money to corporations has already begun to tame month to month inflation.

Meanwhile, Biden has reestablished normalized relations with our NATO allies, laid framework toward reestablished a policy of intervention in Iran, something Trump destroyed without any alternative. Biden has put Russia and Ukraine on notice to knock their shit off and has let Turkey and Saudi Arabia their strategic importance doesn't come with a free pass to commit any atrocities they want. And that's just foreign policy

Sorry time4fun... I just don't think you can be this fucking stupid.

The belt is yours, Seran.

You earned it with this post.

[Bhaalizmo]

Holy fucking shit. I'm sure the Afghans who fell to their deaths clinging onto airplanes to escape the country and the hundreds murdered and wounded by a suicide bomber because of Biden's incompetence totally agree with you.

Let's not forget the dozens of American soldiers wounded and killed in the same terrorist attack and Biden then murdering an innocent man and his children and then claiming for weeks that they really took out a terrorist and prevented another attack before finally telling the truth after the media for once did their job and found out the truth.

Oh yeah. Mission Accomplished!

Nobody fell to their death hanging from planes. You saw people hanging onto a plane (going like 1 mph) on a runway. That is all.

Also. They blow shit up over there. It doesn't make it anyone's fault over here. Just the guy over there, who blows fuckers up. Doesn't matter what year it is, or who is in office over here. They blow fuckers up over there. Not Biden's fault, not Hunter's fault, not 4 5's fault, not yo momma's fault. It's just the dude who blew the shit up. It's definitely his (or her) fault. Move on.

[Tgo01]

Nobody fell to their death hanging from planes. You saw people hanging onto a plane (going like 1 mph) on a runway. That is all.

Except, you know, you're wrong.

Dentist, Soccer Star Among Afghans Who Fell to Death From Plane at Kabul Airport

Literally every news outlet reported on this, even far left shit hole ones such as NPR and Washington Post. You don't have to admit that Biden is the worst president the world has ever known, but you can't deny facts that were captured on video for fuck's sake.

Also. They blow shit up over there. It doesn't make it anyone's fault over here.

It's not Biden's fault that he's so fucking incompetent he created the perfect target for a suicide bombing? Get the fuck outta here.

Biden didn't have to fuck up so badly that tens of thousands of people were all crowding together in a small space because they were desperate to leave the country.

It's a miracle there weren't more suicide bombings given the perfect targets Biden created. Oh, right, Biden prevented another attack by dropping bombs on a father and his small children. I'm sure you have some bullshit excuse for that too right?

Just as long as he's not Orange man!

[Seran]

Except, you know, you're wrong.

Dentist, Soccer Star Among Afghans Who Fell to Death From Plane at Kabul Airport

Literally every news outlet reported on this, even far left shit hole ones such as NPR and Washington Post. You don't have to admit that Biden is the worst president the world has ever known, but you can't deny facts that were captured on video for fuck's sake.



It's not Biden's fault that he's so fucking incompetent he created the perfect target for a suicide bombing? Get the fuck outta here.

Biden didn't have to fuck up so badly that tens of thousands of people were all crowding together in a small space because they were desperate to leave the country.

It's a miracle there weren't more suicide bombings given the perfect targets Biden created. Oh, right, Biden prevented another attack by dropping bombs on a father and his small children. I'm sure you have some bullshit excuse for that too right?

Just as long as he's not Orange man!

I like how these assholes right-wingers try to make it sound like Afghanistan fall apart in just 30 days of the end of the war. That is utter bullshit. Less than two dozen troop casualties wow evacuating tens of thousands of Afghans? That is a miracle.

For all of you who wish we were in Afghanistan forever you can all go die in a fire. 20 years + 2 trillion dollars later the country is once more and Taliban control and Al-Qaeda is still in existence but we can add Isis k to the list of threats which hadn't been dealt with by the Afghanistan government in 20 years. It took a real man like Biden to get us out of that death trap