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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Watching every "press conference" that President Biden "takes questions", he has a sheet of paper of the name of people he should call upon.

    I'm sure these questions haven't been run up the ladder from "journalist" to the White House handlers..................

    Let's go Brandon....
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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Jesus.. I had to turn the channel. Why doesn't one of Joe Biden's handlers tell him that the way he whispers in the mic is creepy as fuck.. even for him.

    He reminds me of this guy from Poltergeist:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    If you really wanted to solve the world's problems, you'd just vote me your supreme ruler.
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    Youngkin up by 12% with 50% reporting.

    Lets go Brandon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Youngkin up by 12% with 50% reporting.

    Lets go Brandon.
    The results map reads like a referendum on urban vs. suburban.

    I predict election polling locations closing and late night ballets being harvested while republican monitors are ushered out. Just kidding, this is the most popular president in election history. Lets go brandon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    The results map reads like a referendum on urban vs. suburban.
    Go to bed everyone, will start the count back up in the morning.

    Lets go Brandon.


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    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    The results map reads like a referendum on urban vs. suburban.

    I predict election polling locations closing and late night ballets being harvested while republican monitors are ushered out. Just kidding, this is the most popular president in election history. Lets go brandon.
    Maybe they will have water pipes break and run out the Republican monitors "for safety" while counting more ballots. Oh, wait, that's Atlanta.
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    New Jersey?

    What?

    Let's Go Brandon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Oh boy! I can't wait until Democrat districts declare that they can't finish counting by tonight because it's oh so hard to count ballots and they have to take 2-3+ weeks to finish counting and wouldn't you know it? They find just enough votes that the Democrats ends up winning.

    EDIT: Am I good or what?

    9 counties haven't finalized their votes yet, 6 of which are Democrat counties.

    Of the 3 Republican counties that haven't finished counting yet they are at 99%, 99%, and 97% finished counting.

    The Democrat counties are at 98, 97, 96, 95, 90, and 88.

    And wouldn't you know it? In the meantime the Republican's lead has gone from about 3% to just 0.1%.

    "We don't know how to count! Oh wait, the Democrat needs how many more votes to win? Okay! We remembered how to count!"

    Gee can't possibly imagine why so many people have lost faith in the system.
    Last edited by Tgo01; 11-03-2021 at 01:59 AM.

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    Best part about NJ is even if the resident murderer in that state wins reelection for governor there are a few districts that were blue last election that are solidly red this election, and yet no districts that were red last election are going blue this election.

    Let's go, Brandon!
    Last edited by Tgo01; 11-02-2021 at 11:37 PM.

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