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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I wonder what they'd want the word "bullshit" to be replaced with.
    Biden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    My grandpa used to use the word "gumption" he could hardly walk at 60 and died 2 years after retirement.

    You enjoy that. I'll be enjoying fishing and smoking grass.
    I'll use small, one syllable words for you from now on.

    A syllable is how smart people measure big words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    I'll use small, one syllable words for you from now on.

    A syllable is how smart people measure big words.
    So the redneck didn't know that "syllable" is a multi syllable word.

    So mad about my early retirement.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    So the redneck didn't know that "syllable" is a multi syllable word.
    I told you what it was.

    Chill out dead beat.

    So mad about my early retirement.
    Yes. So mad.

    Really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    I told you what it was.

    Chill out dead beat.



    Yes. So mad.

    Really.
    You told me the the meaning of a word yet failed, miserably, in displaying your ability to actually use the measure (yet again).

    I also don't think you know what "dead beat" means. I worked hard for 35 years, I invested wisely and retired at 52.

    Keep being upset though, I'm happy.


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    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Last edited by Neveragain; 10-30-2021 at 10:51 PM.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    So the redneck didn't know that "syllable" is a multi syllable word.

    So mad about my early retirement.
    Nah, not mad, just mildly irritated that you keep mouthing off about it like you achieved something. You are like the old stoner version of the 15 yr old single mom. Instead of "I am a grown ass woman and a mom" your is "I retired at 52 to smoke weed and fish." Good for you, you know ghetto women manage that at like 18 when they apply for welfare right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    Nah, not mad, just mildly irritated that you keep mouthing off about it like you achieved something. You are like the old stoner version of the 15 yr old single mom. Instead of "I am a grown ass woman and a mom" your is "I retired at 52 to smoke weed and fish." Good for you, you know ghetto women manage that at like 18 when they apply for welfare right?
    But I'm not on welfare or living in the ghetto. I literally followed a conservative lifestyle and now you're irritated too.

    I have always shown my support for you to finally keep a spoon out of your mouth. I never bitched about you "mouthing off" about your journey to a healthy life, I'm happy for you.
    Last edited by Neveragain; 10-30-2021 at 11:52 PM.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    Donald Trump does tomahawk chop at World Series Game 4 in Atlanta

    Uh-oh. I guess this will finally be the death of the tomahawk chop.

    Sure it was "racist" before but most fans shrugged off the criticism. But now that Orange man has done it? All bets are off I'm sure. I can't wait to see the dozens of articles about how this racist tradition must be done away with for good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Donald Trump does tomahawk chop at World Series Game 4 in Atlanta

    Uh-oh. I guess this will finally be the death of the tomahawk chop.

    Sure it was "racist" before but most fans shrugged off the criticism. But now that Orange man has done it? All bets are off I'm sure. I can't wait to see the dozens of articles about how this racist tradition must be done away with for good.
    Hahaha, look at his face in the picture... he's like "You thought I trolled before.. hold my coke"

    I still find it incredibly amusing that the woke baseball commish was retarded and took the baseball Hall of Fame game out of Atlanta because of a voting rights bill... and now the same Atlanta Braves are about to win the World Series.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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