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  1. 10-30-2021, 02:54 PM #11051
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    An idiot that figured out how to retire at 52.

    Fat ass redneck.
    Bro. You make this sound like it's some feat.

    If I had the same lack of gumption as you do, I could have done it at 30... and still been better off than you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Anyone can retire at 52, it is called quitting the job force.
    It's called retired when you don't have to worry about money or work.

    In easier terms for a redneck to understand. While you're working I'm smoking weed and fishing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    It's called retired when you don't have to worry about money or work.

    In easier terms for a redneck to understand. While you're working I'm smoking weed and fishing.
    Yes, again, as I said, anyone can retire at 52.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Bro. You make this sound like it's some feat.

    If I had the same lack of gumption as you do, I could have done it at 30... and still been better off than you are.
    My grandpa used to use the word "gumption" he could hardly walk at 60 and died 2 years after retirement.

    You enjoy that. I'll be enjoying fishing and smoking grass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Yes, again, as I said, anyone can retire at 52.
    That's what people who can't retire at 52 say.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    That's what people who can't retire at 52 say.
    Okay boomer.
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    PETA calls for MLB to change term 'bullpen' to the 'arm barn' to be sensitive to cows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Realk View Post
    PETA calls for MLB to change term 'bullpen' to the 'arm barn' to be sensitive to cows
    I mentioned that to my friend who just a few days ago said PETA was a great organization doing great work. What a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    I mentioned that to my friend who just a few days ago said PETA was a great organization doing great work. What a joke.
    I wonder what they'd want the word "bullshit" to be replaced with.
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    Fuck PETA.
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