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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Chances are his parents smell like a mixture of mothballs, patchouli oil, and cat piss.
    And that sounds hawt!
    The idiot award goes to…

    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaps View Post
    Slate guys response was good for sure.

    My question is, I wonder if the parents who wrote in, realize they're the ones radicalizing their own kid... they project an excuse of "alt-right media", but they censor that... it's all their own actions in their home. Just wonder if they even realize how their actions are affecting him in that regards.
    Anybody that's writing to a political rag for family advice needs to be visited by CPS.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Any parent that's ordering that for their child also needs a visit from CPS.

    Perfect gift for your Democrat friends though.
    Last edited by Neveragain; 10-15-2021 at 01:36 AM.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    She likes sea turtles.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    She likes sea turtles.
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Adam Kinzinger Lashes Out After Democrats Redraw His House District, Likely Ending His Congressional Career

    Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) on Friday condemned the process that led to the redistricting of his House seat ahead of the next election, calling it “anything but transparent.”

    “I have proudly served six terms in the U.S. House and it has been an honor to do so,” Kinzinger said. “Following the release of the new congressional maps for Illinois, my team and I will spend some time looking them over and reviewing all of the options, including those outside the House. This redistricting process has been anything but transparent, which comes as no surprise to anyone. I believe the people of Illinois deserve better.”

    Democrats in the Illinois General Assembly released a proposal earlier in the day with the proposed lines of the state’s congressional map for the next decade. Their party controls both of the state’s legislative chambers, along with the governor’s mansion and 13 House seats. Republicans hold five. The state is set to lose a seat when the next Congress convenes in 2023, and the new map makes it likely for Republicans to hold just three of those.

    Kinzinger, who joined Congress in 2013, became one of the most prominent Republican allies to House Democrats toward the end of President Donald Trump’s term in office. He was one of 10 Republicans to vote in favor of Trump’s impeachment in January, and was one of just two selected by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to serve on the House committee investigating events in the capital on Jan. 6.

    The post Adam Kinzinger Lashes Out After Democrats Redraw His House District, Likely Ending His Congressional Career first appeared on Mediaite.
    Noticeably absent from this far left rag in regards to a far left state eliminating a seat held by a Republican is the word "gerrymander."

    Weird how that works.

    Democrats hold 13 House seats, Republicans hold 5, Illinois is losing a House seat, and now Republicans are expected to lose 2 seats in the state due to the new map?

    Surely there will be protests and demands for change all over the country over this very obvious case of partisan gerrymandering right??!?!

    RIGHT??!?!?!

    This is especially funny because this guy was basically the most obvious RINO in the House, cozying up to Democrats as much as he could, and they still backstab him and run out him of DC. You gotta love it.
    Last edited by Tgo01; 10-15-2021 at 05:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Adam Kinzinger Lashes Out After Democrats Redraw His House District, Likely Ending His Congressional Career

    Noticeably absent from this far left rag in regards to a far left state eliminating a seat held by a Republican is the word "gerrymander."

    Weird how that works.

    Democrats hold 13 House seats, Republicans hold 5, Illinois is losing a House seat, and now Republicans are expected to lose 2 seats in the state due to the new map?

    Surely there will be protests and demands for change all over the country over this very obvious case of partisan gerrymandering right??!?!

    RIGHT??!?!?!

    This is especially funny because this guy was basically the most obvious RINO in the House, cozying up to Democrats as much as he could, and they still backstab him and run out him of DC. You gotta love it.
    Only Republicans gerrymander.

    Also, gerrymandering won Trump the election.

    That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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