A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

That's right, Tardbandit -- soothe those bruised fee-fees about your hilariously retarded count being screwed with, and taking weeks to come up with those mental gymnastics.

Ashliana - "No one cares about my post count!"
Also Ashliana - "HA! I JUST SCREWED WITH THE POST COUNT, I WUN!"

Ok.......

This is the 230th day of your ongoing meltdown. We know you're terrible at math -- no surprise, since you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living -- but, spoiler alert: That number is, and will always be, bigger than whatever nonsense you come up with to comfort yourself.

300th day of your meltdown.. 230 documented in this thread you are forced to post in.. 145 straight days and counting. But, being on mental disability and having no life or employment.. no one is surprised.

You've "trapped" me here by giving me endless opportunities of your inability to use basic reasoning, comical ignorance of your native language, and permanent state of butthurt to mock. If that "traps" me here, then I'm here for you, Tardbandit.

I have forced you to respond to every post made to you here... Only people who have a severe mental disability (like you) believes that anyone else but you are trapped here. If you had the smallest bit of self awareness, you would realize this.. but you don't.

Notice how you have more than twice as many posts as anyone else? Or that you have posted 145 "straight" days in this thread.. where no one else even comes close? Those are clues as to whom is trapped here. SPOILER: It's you.

It is indeed the greatest thread ever -- who else but Retard Champion Tardbandit would be spectacularly butthurt enough to have an 8 month meltdown because they lost an internet argument and were still reeling from Trump's loss, and manipulated into making their decade-plus obsession with me public rather than private, as you'd mostly hidden it before?

Your zero originality is a great companion to your zero self awareness and mental illness.... really..

[Parkbandit]

The best part is how he's done nothing but NO U so hard since page 1 that he's been desperately trying to NO U the entire thread's purpose for weeks/months now, despite the fact that he's the only one who can't make it through an entire day without this thread.

PB: Creates thread for Ashlianus that Ashlianus is literally incapable of not spending all of his time in every day.

Ashlianus: "i HaVe U tRaPpEd In ThIs ThReAd!!!!!!!!!"





Because NO U and CTRL+V meltdowns is all he knows how to do, as he's about to reply to this and prove by shitting his pants some more, most likely within the next 5 minutes. Because this thread is his entire life.

It's pretty glorious.




Morning reminder for Ashlianus to post and showcase his extreme mental instability some more.

It's the only person who believes he's not trapped here... because he was just too fucking stupid to not reply.

Backlash is smarter than Ashliana.

Yikes.

[Parkbandit]

You are the only person, who isn't an idiot, who believes any story you are coming up with to explain your stupidity.

It's ok. Your numbers and actions in this thread explain themselves.

You are mentally ill and no amount of any medication will change this.

I'm just glad my tax dollars go to make it so you never have to be out in the public for the rest of your meager existence.

You're welcome.

[Methais]

The best part of this thread is you having absolutely no ability to adapt to your "logic" being mocked, and being forced to pretend it's a NOU because you can't think of a way to respond.





You being too retarded to see the self-own in posting that is hilarious.


Translation: "If I wish really hard, will reality twist to suit my delusions? Let's find out! HHHHHHHnnnnhhhhh..!

Hey look, AshREEEEanus is trying to NO U again.

Tardbandit: <attempts to do a thing>
Ashliana: <easily frustrates TB>
Tardbandit: <gnashes his teeth in frustration for more than a week until he comes up with the best face-saving mental gymnastics he can>
Also Tardbandit: "i MaDe YoU dO tHaT!"



That's the difference between us, Tardbandit. My numbers are based in reality, and easily verifiable. You pulled that number out of fat -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" air. We know you're terrible at math -- no surprise, since you clean ducts for a living and rely, non-stop on fantasies -- but thank you for remaining upset about it.




Yes... you've "forced" me to respond.. by endlessly giving me opportunities of your hilarious stupidity to mock, your comical ignorance of your native language to mock, and your spectacular, ongoing butthurt at Trump's defeat to mock.


If I hadn't responded to this thread, your meltdown would've fizzled out immediately. Instead, you've been manipulated into setting the record for PC meltdowns, forced to bring your decade-plus obsession with me into full public view, and we'll be keeping you in it until this thread ends one of three ways, all losses for you:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground.

Because you're retarded, Tardbandit, and trapped yourself in a prison of your own making while in a fit of hilarious rage. Please stay upset that you didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp.



You get the same responses, because you keep repeating the same trivially dismantled argument. Because you don't know how to argue, Tardbandit. Similarly, you are the most mentally ill person on this forum -- you literally spent more than a decade obsessively stalking strangers on the Internet in order to send as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of your trademark impotent rage as possible because you were humiliated in mundane political discussions.



Thank you, as always, for being so transparent about your regret and cold feet that you trapped yourself in a retarded prison of your own making.

There it is again.

This part here though...this might be your biggest and most fail NO U yet...

If I hadn't responded to this thread, your meltdown would've fizzled out immediately. Instead, you've been manipulated into setting the record for PC meltdowns, forced to bring your decade-plus obsession with me into full public view, and we'll be keeping you in it until this thread ends one of three ways, all losses for you

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking idiot lolololololololol


Summary of AshREEEEEanus' most recent meltdown:

In roughly 5 minutes, AshREEEEEanus is going to shit his pants again while screaming NO U over a long drawn out wall of mentally ill CTRL+V text.

[Methais]

Saturday reminder for Ashlianus to entertain us with his extreme loserness.

[Methais]

[Parkbandit]

[Ashliana]

Oh, and daily reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

It's okay, TB. If you come up with just the right mental gymnastics, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

Also:



Best of luck coping.

[Parkbandit]

Just to set the record "straight", Ashliana deleted a few more posts yesterday/today, but that doesn't change the fact that he has posted in this thread every.single.day for 147 days and counting.

Did Ashliana delete the posts because "he" finally got a tiny semblance of self awareness and that "he" realized "he" came across as the unhinged, mentally ill person "he" is? No. "He" just deleted them to "prove" that "he" wasn't pathetic enough to post in a single thread every.single.day for 147 days.

But "he" has.

[Ashliana]

Just to set the record "straight", Ashliana deleted a few more posts yesterday/today, but that doesn't change the fact that he has posted in this thread every.single.day for 147 days and counting.

Did Ashliana delete the posts because "he" finally got a tiny semblance of self awareness and that "he" realized "he" came across as the unhinged, mentally ill person "he" is? No. "He" just deleted them to "prove" that "he" wasn't pathetic enough to post in a single thread every.single.day for 147 days.

But "he" has.

I didn't delete anything. Kranar, or some other admin did, because of the empty spaces in the posts. Since Methais apparently went hysterically crying to Kranar about having his own tactic thrown in his face.

Best of luck with your reliance on fantasies, Tardbandit. BTW, this is the 233rd day of your ongoing meltdown.