I remember when Hussein launched all his scud missiles into our twin towers so we had to go to war with him.

I wish I could go back in time and make Bush Jr. take a moment from snorting coke off of Condie's boobs to appropriate every-fucking-thing that went to Iraq to go to Afghanistan instead.

Also, I wish I could go back in time and stop 9/11, but only slightly more than the above go-back-in-time scenario.



Feh.