A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

Tomorrow is a big accomplishment for Ashliana... 100 "straight" days of posting in this topic for him.

This may very well be the crowning achievement of his lifetime.

And everyone around him said he would never amount to anything. IN THEIR FACE, RIGHT!?!?

Congratulations Ashliana. So proud of you.

[Ashliana]

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow is a big accomplishment for Ashliana... 100 "straight" days of posting in this topic for him.

This may very well be the crowning achievement of his lifetime.

And everyone around him said he would never amount to anything. IN THEIR FACE, RIGHT!?!?

Congratulations Ashliana. So proud of you.

Nobody cares about the tiny goals of the 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living, TB. Tomorrow is just another day of your hilarious, months long meltdown, where you'll be kept until you're a corpse.

[Parkbandit]

Nobody cares about my gigantic accomplishment.

Without me, you never could have done it.

You're welcome. Mr. 100.

[Parkbandit]

Reminder for Ashliana to show up and illustrate how upset and retarded he is tomorrow, his 100th day of posting in this thread.

Thank you.

[Ashliana]

Without me, you never could have done it.

You're welcome. Mr. 100.

Reminder for Ashliana to show up and illustrate how upset and retarded he is tomorrow, his 100th day of posting in this thread.

Thank you.

If you were capable of basic reasoning, you wouldn't have earned that championship diaper around your waist, TB, but allow me to explain a simple fact:

You have tiny goals, which one would expect from a 60 year old who spent his life cleaning ducts for a living. No goal you can come up with tops my goal, which is keeping you in permanent meltdown mode literally until you're a corpse.

You're a fat slob and sexagenarian -- so you don't have many good years left -- but it's likely more than 100 days until your cholesterol-clogged heart finally gives out and you're transformed from

• A: a 60 year old neanderthal bitter at the changing world world, furious that his cult leader got thrown out of office, into
• B: a husk of decomposing meat, tossed into the earth to be consumed by bacteria and worms, laughed at as a relic of the 20th century before being totally forgotten.

Your meltdown thread is already the top#5 thread in the politics folder. Let's see if we can make it the top thread before your heart explodes. But please entertain us with ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how "forcing" someone to post in your ongoing, 300+ page meltdown thread you made because of your emotional devastation at Trump's loss shattered your world -- by constantly giving them examples of your hilarious stupidity to mock -- is an "accomplishment."



Also:



Best of luck coping.

Oh, and Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Neveragain]

And God looked down upon the interwebs and he saw that there were paragraphs, and behold, it was very good. And evening past and morning came, marking the 100th day.

[Parkbandit]

My special meltdown thread is already the top#5 thread in the politics folder.

What are you talking about? This is the #1 thread of all time on this forum.

Imagine, having a troll thread named after you.. and the only thing you had to be smart enough not to do is respond...

BUT not Ashliana! "Hold my brown looking tap water" and you responded in a record 4 minutes with "derrrpderrrp"

Not even former champion Backlash was dumb enough to fall for this. And yes, I tried!

And not only that, but you broke so.many.records.of.failure. that I had no choice but to award you the Retard Champion.

Let's look at some of these record "accomplishments":

* 22% of your entire 13 year posting history here is contained in this very thread that started just 6 months ago.
* 100 "straight" days of posting in a single thread... and it's probably longer than that since I forced you to delete at least 44 posts.
* Goals set out prior to you hitting them and even though you tried not to attain them, your constant state of upsetness would not allow it. You deleted posts to remain under the goal, edited posts to keep your count down.. but no matter how you tried, you were still driven by anger.
*98% of all your posts since the creation of this thread have been in this thread, leaving just 3% of your posts out there for normal people to just skip over.

I have created the greatest troll thread in the history of this forum... and perhaps the history of the Internet... and I couldn't have done it without knowing exactly how you would react. You have surpassed even my expectations and I already knew how upset you constantly are (not that anyone could possibly blame you... look at what you've done with your "life"..)

I will continue to take advantage of your rare stupidity, your constant state of rage and your no employment so you have all day/night to entertain me "life"... I will force you to make this thread the greatest troll thread ever.

Thank you.

[Parkbandit]

And God looked down upon the interwebs and he saw that there were paragraphs, and behold, it was very good. And evening past and morning came, marking the 100th day.

Please don't call me that.

I'm just a man.

[Ashliana]

And God looked down upon the interwebs and he saw that there were paragraphs, and behold, it was very good. And evening past and morning came, marking the 100th day.

This is the 186th day of TB's meltdown thread. Stay bootyblasted, though, Alwaysracist (Macguyver).

Oh, and Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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What are you talking about? This is the #1 thread of all time on this forum.

I know you're used to operating in the realm of feelings, Tardbandit, versus facts -- that's what earned you that championship diaper -- but I was speaking in an objective sense, not a subjective one.

Imagine, having a troll thread named after you.. and the only thing you had to be smart enough not to do is respond...

BUT not Ashliana! "Hold my brown looking tap water" and you responded in a record 4 minutes with "derrrpderrrp"

Not even former champion Backlash was dumb enough to fall for this. And yes, I tried!

"I'M TROLLING YOU, Ashliana! TROLLING you!" TB sobbed mournfully, "WHY WON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE BEING TROLLED?" he choked out, before stopping for a moment, praying once again that -- somehow -- his actions don't reflect on him.

Your hilarious lack of self-awareness, TB, and vain hopes that your months of rageposting don't reflect on you, is precisely what keeps this thread going. It's going to be a harsh lesson for you, but one that I've thoroughly enjoyed teaching you. The fact that you were conned into making your decade-plus obsession with me public instead of private, as your mental illness had been mostly manifesting, is just an added side-bonus.

And not only that, but you broke so.many.records.of.failure. that I had no choice but to award you the Retard Champion.

Let's look at some of these record "accomplishments":

* 22% of your entire 13 year posting history here is contained in this very thread that started just 6 months ago.
* 100 "straight" days of posting in a single thread... and it's probably longer than that since I forced you to delete at least 44 posts.
* Goals set out prior to you hitting them and even though you tried not to attain them, your constant state of upsetness would not allow it. You deleted posts to remain under the goal, edited posts to keep your count down.. but no matter how you tried, you were still driven by anger.
*98% of all your posts since the creation of this thread have been in this thread, leaving just 3% of your posts out there for normal people to just skip over.

I have created the greatest troll thread in the history of this forum... and perhaps the history of the Internet... and I couldn't have done it without knowing exactly how you would react. You have surpassed even my expectations and I already knew how upset you constantly are (not that anyone could possibly blame you... look at what you've done with your "life"..)

I will continue to take advantage of your rare stupidity, your constant state of rage and your no employment so you have all day/night to entertain me "life"... I will force you to make this thread the greatest troll thread ever.

Thank you.

Your ego-soothing mental gymnastics and wishes are a hilariously transparent attempt to rationalize your behavior, Tardbandit, except, nobody cares about the tiny goals of a 60 year old who spent his life cleaning ducts. Your goals don't compare to mine, which is to keep you in this thread until you're literally a corpse. Since you're a fat slob of a 60 year old, that won't be long now.

You have the most fragile ego of any person on the PC, and you've been trivially kept in a state of permanent meltdown for 6 months. I know you're upset you started a shitposting war you can't win, but if you could use basic reasoning, you wouldn't have that Retard Championship diaper around your bloated waist.

[Methais]

Trying a fourth iteration of goalpost moving -- which is STILL WRONG -- is CLASSIC Methais. Pretending anyone fixated on the word "vast" doesn't change history, and most hilariously, you're still wrong. New Orleans doesn't have a bare majority, either, either in totality or "BY CITY," the second iteration of your goalpost-moving argument.

You don't know how to do anything, Methais -- except humiliate yourself. Thank you. [ color=fail]Sorry you can't move past having humiliated yourself in a totally unforced error, completely unprompted.. But we'll be mocking you for it until you do. Much like TB's lesson in this meltdown thread of his, it may be a harsh one, but one I've enjoyed teaching you.[/color]

Jesus Christ just when I thought you couldn't become anymore stupid, you're like "Hold my soy milk."

We get it, you don't understand how numbers and words work, or how the city with the most murders in the state has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, and that all you know how to do is shriek and project and have meltdowns insisting that water is dry, but only depending on who's saying water is wet.

This is your greatest concession yet. Don't think nobody notices. I'd say your hard work is to be admired, but this level of stupidity and mental illness comes natural to you and therefore requires no effort.







Speaking of concessions, your lack of denial that the VAST MAJORITY of retarded posts in this thread are from you has been noted.