Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Ashliana]

Allegations mean shit. Look at what allegations did to Judge Kavanaugh. He was dragged through the mud, only to be "oopsie, sorry.. our bad" at the end.

And your long-running reliance on fantasy rears it head immediately.



Kavanaugh wasn't "dragged through the mud." He was accused, appropriately, by a credible witness. The Trump administration swept thousands of leads found in their week-long investigation under the rug, the GOP-controlled Senate rushed to confirm him, and here you are, forced to make up nonsense about some "oops, sorry" fantasy that never happened.

An investigation took place with the DEMOCRAT DA in NY and it was found that the allegations against Gov Cuomo was not only found to be authentic and credible, but looking through emails and phone records discovered even more shenanigans.

As far as I know, there hasn't been a completed investigation on Rep Gaetz... so we're not holding those allegations under the same weight as the ones against Cuomo for obvious reasons.

You are comparing apples to oranges.. and it's only because one has a "D" behind his name that you are shrieking "OMG IT'S THE SAME THING!" when it clearly is not.

Your fantasies still lack the power to change reality, Tardbandit, and trying to sell them to a new person doesn't erase your hypocrisy. You aren't on a jury awaiting evidence before you can form a justifiable opinion. If your stance on Cuomo weren't hypocritical, you would (appropriately) blame Trump for the slew of wrongdoing that the REPUBLICAN Mueller, appointed by a handpicked Trump appointee, found that Trump and those surrounding him committed.

But you don't .... and it's only because one has a "D" behind his name that you are shrieking "OMG IT'S DIFFERENT" when it clearly is not.

Perhaps you should stick to cleaning ducts, Tardbandit, instead of trying to vainly win a second Retard Championship diaper.

[Alfster]

There is an entire thread with hundreds of posts dedicated to Gaetz, the murderer and molester gets TWO whole posts in the laugh thread and you lose your shit because not enough people are bitching about Gaetz? Get over yourself already and get off of deez nuts.

Someone doesn't like his hypocrisy called out, nor arguing back the same way you do. Hilarious. Snowflake.

[Alfster]

Allegations mean shit. Look at what allegations did to Judge Kavanaugh. He was dragged through the mud, only to be "oopsie, sorry.. our bad" at the end.

An investigation took place with the DEMOCRAT DA in NY and it was found that the allegations against Gov Cuomo was not only found to be authentic and credible, but looking through emails and phone records discovered even more shenanigans.

As far as I know, there hasn't been a completed investigation on Rep Gaetz... so we're not holding those allegations under the same weight as the ones against Cuomo for obvious reasons.

You are comparing apples to oranges.. and it's only because one has a "D" behind his name that you are shrieking "OMG IT'S THE SAME THING!" when it clearly is not.

An investigation took place into Gaetz accomplice. While I agree allegations don't mean shit, there's a TON of court documents that document exactly what Gaetz has done. He's not named in the documents, but the letters are out there that Greenberg wrote.

Again. They're both pieces of shit, and there's tons of court documents on both of them. Neither have gone to trial, but the MAGA blowhards refuse to call out their own.

[Tgo01]

Alfster, you have 7 posts in the Matt Gaetz thread, 6 posts here whining about not enough people posting in the Matt Gaetz thread, and yet unsurprisingly 0 posts in the Andrew Cuomo is a molester and murderer thread.

What a bad faith actor and hypocrite.

[Parkbandit]

An investigation took place into Gaetz accomplice. While I agree allegations don't mean shit, there's a TON of court documents that document exactly what Gaetz has done. He's not named in the documents, but the letters are out there that Greenberg wrote.

Isn't there an ongoing investigation on Rep Gaetz going on right now? Why don't we wait until that investigation is complete before jumping to conclusions?

I know you just want to take the heat off Gov Cuomo like the good water carrying liberal you are.. but don't get ahead of yourself. If the investigation comes back and says that those allegations are found to be true, then, like I said right from the beginning: Get him out of office and take whatever legal steps you can to put him behind bars.

Again. They're both pieces of shit, and there's tons of court documents on both of them. Neither have gone to trial, but the MAGA blowhards refuse to call out their own.

Most people are waiting for an actual investigation to make it's conclusions first.. you know, like Gov Cuomo.

Keep the same standards. I don't remember you pitching a fit about Cuomo when it was just allegations.

[Methais]

I've been playing the shit ou tof Mass Effect Legendary Edition. Just finished ME1, on to ME2. They really did polish it up.

Leave the Polish out of this. Racist.

[Gelston]

Leave the Polish out of this. Racist.

I'm 40% Polish so it isn't racist for me.

[Ashliana]

Isn't there an ongoing investigation on Rep Gaetz going on right now? Why don't we wait until that investigation is complete before jumping to conclusions?

You aren't a jury sitting in a criminal case he's charged with. You have access to public information which has identified his actions in a criminal investigation with absolutely no ambiguity. You're taking the results of another investigation as gospel while having dismissed the results of the investigation led by a Republican who was appointed by a handpicked Trump appointee, because you're a hypocrite.

I know you just want to take the heat off Gov Cuomo like the good water carrying liberal you are.. but don't get ahead of yourself. If the investigation comes back and says that those allegations are found to be true, then, like I said right from the beginning: Get him out of office and take whatever legal steps you can to put him behind bars.

People who aren't in the cult, like you are, Tardbandit, are capable of condemning both Cuomo and Gaetz. And Trump.

Most people are waiting for an actual investigation to make it's conclusions first.. you know, like Gov Cuomo.

Keep the same standards. I don't remember you pitching a fit about Cuomo when it was just allegations.

Except for that pesky reality where you demonstrated that no, you don't care about investigations or their conclusions.. you know, like Donald Trump.

Keep the same standards. I don't remember you caring at all when the guy you uncritically supported was found to have eagerly solicited and accepted, along with his entourage, the help of foreign nations.

[Shaps]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxXP069rjwI

All you need to see, to know about the "mask mandate", and the hatred Democrat politicians push and the double standard they adhere to.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cori-bush...141503464.html

All you need to hear, to know about the "defund the police mandate", and the hatred Democrat politicians push and the double standard they adhere to.

Get it? Her safety matters.

The tax dollars that people pay for Police and their safety, doesn't.

Such a horrible fucking human being.