A thread for Ashliana

[Methais]

How did you even come across the information that that was his job?

Sometime in 2019 I think it was, Androidpk decided one day during his months long Ron-Paul-to-Bernie-flip meltdown that a hot tub installer was what PB's job was after PK got butthurt for pretending to be a cyber security expert when he wasn't and got called out for just laying around on diethx's couch instead, complaining about the sounds of her masturbating in the next room until she eventually kicked him out for being a bum, then he said something about how he wasn't a bum because he took out the trash once and changed a litter box or something.

And then for a while we would jokingly (another thing Ashlianus can't process) call PB a hot tub installer as a way to make fun of Androidpk's stupidity (which said stupidity at the time also involved pk trying to doxx me, except he doxxed the completely wrong person and then doubled down on it until he eventually realized he was an idiot and hasn't been seen here since.)

Which as you can see...

He used to make fun of some guy for working at Goodwill. His own job came up repeatedly -- something about being a hot tub installer -- he was always very defensive. Also, he publicly links to his business on the PC.





He's critical of others for what they do, so criticizing him for it is fair game.

...Ashlianus is way out in left field as usual and has no idea what he's talking about and forms his own narrative based on what he wishes happened and fuels it with mental illness. Except Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts.



Watch closely now as Ashlianus replies all butthurt within 5 minutes with an 84 paragraph NUH-UHHHHHH with an extra helping of NO U.


TLDR: Ashlianus is a tard who just makes shit up and stays butthurt 24/7.

In b4...

[Ashliana]

Sometime in 2019 I think it was, Androidpk decided one day during his months long Ron-Paul-to-Bernie-flip meltdown that a hot tub installer was what PB's job was after PK got butthurt for pretending to be a cyber security expert when he wasn't and got called out for just laying around on diethx's couch instead, complaining about the sounds of her masturbating in the next room until she eventually kicked him out for being a bum, then he said something about how he wasn't a bum because he took out the trash once and changed a litter box or something.

And then for a while we would jokingly (another thing Ashlianus can't process) call PB a hot tub installer as a way to make fun of Androidpk's stupidity (which said stupidity at the time also involved pk trying to doxx me, except he doxxed the completely wrong person and then doubled down on it until he eventually realized he was an idiot and hasn't been seen here since.)

Which as you can see...

Nowhere, in your comically frantic rant of verbal diarrhea, did you address the fact that Tardbandit repeatedly criticized him for "working at Goodwill." Sorry you're butthurt that it's fair game to criticize TB for the same thing he's done to other people.

...Ashlianus is way out in left field as usual and has no idea what he's talking about and forms his own narrative based on what he wishes happened and fuels it with mental illness. Except Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts.

Watch closely now as Ashlianus replies all butthurt within 5 minutes with an 84 paragraph NUH-UHHHHHH with an extra helping of NO U.


TLDR: Ashlianus is a tard who just makes shit up and stays butthurt 24/7.

In b4...

Speaking of being "way out in left field as usual, having no idea what they're talking about and forming your own narrative based on wishes, fueled with mental illness" -- you completely invented the bolded notion. PB publicly lists his own business here, and when googled, multiple sites list it as a duct cleaning service. That's literally it.

Best of luck dealing with the hilarious projection and lack of self-awareness it took you to shit out that rant, though.



Speaking of making shit up, though -- are the vast majority of murders in Louisiana in New Orleans yet? Or are you still retarded?

[Parkbandit]

PB has literally turned this thread into your full time job.

It pays literally the same amount of money his current "job" pays him.

[Ashliana]

I'm sensitive about my job, so I'm going to pretend Ashliana must have as menial a job as I have. If I pray hard enough, my wishes will come true! Here goes: HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh....!!!

[Parkbandit]

The best thing to do when you see an Ashliana post:

Precisely. Except in this thread where we contain the ooze... then respond to him so he will respond back again and again and again.

[Methais]

Nowhere, in your comically frantic rant of verbal diarrhea, did you address the fact that Tardbandit repeatedly criticized him for "working at Goodwill." Sorry you're butthurt that it's fair game to criticize TB for the same thing he's done to other people.

Since PB already addressed that, I just followed up on it a little bit in the very first sentence. Which sailed right over your head like most things. I know you don't like letting facts rain on your parade and have a lot of trouble keeping up with things, so I'll even paste it here and save you the trouble of screaming NO HE DIDN'T and then having to delete your post shortly after.

Please try to stop screaming before you continue reading, so that you may understand the meaning of the actual words.

You are referring to Androidpk.. and it wasn't so much that he worked at Goodwill, it was that he had to be begged to go get that job... while telling us all about how important he was in the Internet Security field.

See how easy it is to keep up when you pay attention?

Speaking of being "way out in left field as usual, having no idea what they're talking about and forming your own narrative based on wishes, fueled with mental illness" -- you completely invented the bolded notion. PB publicly lists his own business here, and when googled, multiple sites list it as a duct cleaning service. That's literally it.

Best of luck dealing with the hilarious projection and lack of self-awareness it took you to shit out that rant, though.

That's a strange way of conceding to the fact that you don't understand the concept of how business owners employ other people to do the labor, which they then get paid for in return.

I know that all you know in life is "When does my welfare check get here?" but for regular everyday people, it works much differently.

Speaking of making shit up, though -- I'll never stop, because I'm too retarded and mentally ill.

This is correct.

This is especially correct.

[Methais]

Ashlianus current status at this very moment:

[Parkbandit]

I don't have to work because I am on mental disability. I can't have a menial job because I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK! IN YOUR FACE! I WIN!!! I PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE!!!

Our tax dollars at work.

...Ashlianus is way out in left field as usual and has no idea what he's talking about and forms his own narrative based on what he wishes happened and fuels it with mental illness. Except Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts.

[Ashliana]

Precisely. Except in this thread where we contain the ooze... then respond to him so he will respond back again and again and again.

Ooh, you cycled to another rationalization of your actions. Maybe you'll be able to stick with one this time. Hopefully one that actually makes sense, this time, as opposed to that one.

Since PB already addressed that, I just followed up on it a little bit in the very first sentence. Which sailed right over your head like most things. I know you don't like letting facts rain on your parade and have a lot of trouble keeping up with things, so I'll even paste it here and save you the trouble of screaming NO HE DIDN'T and then having to delete your post shortly after.

Please try to stop screaming before you continue reading, so that you may understand the meaning of the actual words.

PB repeatedly belittled him for working at Goodwill. You getting Big Mad about your simping not being able to change reality might be hilarious, but doesn't do anything.

Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that your wishes don't change reality, like they didn't change New Orleans to somehow having the most murders in Louisiana. You're just retarded.

See how easy it is to keep up when you pay attention?

Oh, you mean his inaccurate, after-the-fact rationalization of his actions.. which doesn't actually transform the past?

See how easy it is to keep up when you pay attention?

That's a strange way of conceding to the fact that you don't understand the concept of how business owners employ other people to do the labor, which they then get paid for in return.

I know that all you know in life is "When does my welfare check get here?" but for regular everyday people, it works much differently.

You said: "Except Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts."
Now you're saying "You just don't understand how business owners employ other people to do the labor.."

You realize those two things have nothing to do with each other, right, and that you're hilariously moving the goalposts because you're too retarded to follow a conversation you're going out of your way to participate in, right?

Oh, and best of luck with those fantasies.

I can't stand the fact that you keep pointing out I'm forced to make shit up. My only plan is to NOU you and desperately pray it'll change reality to suit my delusions!

This is correct.

This is especially correct.

Ashlianus current status at this very moment:

Big Mad Methais' current status at this very moment:

Our tax dollars at work.

Translation: "If I hope and pray really hard, Ashliana will have as menial a job as I have. My wishes will change reality! Here goes! HHHHHHNNNNNNnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhh....!!!!"

Best of luck with those fantasies.

[Neveragain]

Didn't PK sleep with a married woman and when that went south broke into her gemstone account and stole her shit?