A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

I gotta be honest here...if it weren't for the quotes, I would have assumed that you were writing an autobiography.

Translation: "NOU!" Super convincing. Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that 1) you made a demonstrably incorrect statement, 2) absolutely nothing you do or say afterwards has the power to change your mistake.

Except the last sentence, which is obviously fiction.

That's right, Methais. Wish those unpleasant realities away. It's bound to work one of these times, right?

[Methais]

Translation: "NOU!" Super convincing. Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that 1) you made a demonstrably incorrect statement, 2) absolutely nothing you do or say afterwards has the power to change your mistake.

I can't help the fact that 100% of your posts are oozing with your mental illness and chronic projection and all around general stupidity. You being more and more upset about it with every post makes it pretty great though.

That's right, Methais. Wish those unpleasant realities away. It's bound to work one of these times, right?

Your inability to understand sarcasm in any form is the #2 reason why this thread has been so successful. You'll further prove this with your reply.

The #1 reason is your lack of self control, which goes hand in hand with #2 where you can't stop taking any and all bait.




I'm leaving work now while you mash F5 for the next 16+ hours. I'm telling you this so you'll know that you don't need to mash F5. Even though you will anyway because mental illness.

[Ashliana]

I can't help the fact that 100% of your posts are oozing with your mental illness and chronic projection and all around general stupidity.

Ah, yes, the part where you pretend personal insults will somehow change history and you won't have been demonstrably incorrect. How's that working out for you?

You being more and more upset about it with every post makes it pretty great though.

You're projecting like a lighthouse. You've been having an absolute meltdown today, Methais, because your ego can't tolerate you falling on your face. If this is what you call other people being upset, then let's do this thing you've been doing today every day.

Your inability to understand sarcasm in any form is the #2 reason why this thread has been so successful. You'll further prove this with your reply.

The #1 reason is your lack of self control, which goes hand in hand with #2 where you can't stop taking any and all bait.

You're back to your inability to understand that your performative stupidity is still stupidity and still deserving of mockery, no matter how upset you get about it.

Best of luck coming up with an excuse for your failures that isn't a paraphrased "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdInG tO bE rEtArDeD aNd yOu ToOk tHe BaIt!!!" someday.

I'm leaving work now while you mash F5 for the next 16+ hours. I'm telling you this so you'll know that you don't need to mash F5. Even though you will anyway because mental illness.

This isn't an airport -- you don't need to announce your departures. Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

[Neveragain]

you pretend personal insults will somehow change history

A perfect description of all your posts, even the ones you delete.

[Parkbandit]

Anything else in the bag of tricks today besides you being eternally forced to rely on fantasies?

Like I told you before... using the term "fantasy" should be a red flag for someone like you who relies on online fantasy to make his miserable life seem less.. well, miserable.

And I get it.. but let's not forget you tried to pretend to be a girl here and I'm sure you continue to play pretend on other sites.

Just have more self awareness... I know, it's like us asking you to be less retarded... both are impossible.. but you know what I mean.

I was wondering how long it would take you to start using the word "flailing" after I started using it. Not that I can blame you for wanting to be like me though.

I will come up with another word shortly to start using just to see how long it takes you to start using it too in your endless lifelong quest to be like Methais.

I'm flattered.

To be fair.. Ashliana isn't imitating you because he wants to be you.. he imitates everyone given he wants to be anything but himself.

And can you blame him? Yikes.

[Ashliana]

A perfect description of all your posts, even the ones you delete.

Is this a reference to you wishing your history of racist statements didn't happen? Good to know calling you out on it is still paying dividends.

Like I told you before... using the term "fantasy" should be a red flag for someone like you who relies on online fantasy to make his miserable life seem less.. well, miserable.

Ooh! Parkbandit's excited to throw out a charge! Let's see where he's going! He must be confident this time, and not about to fall on his fac--

And I get it.. but let's not forget you tried to pretend to be a girl here and I'm sure you continue to play pretend on other sites.

* Citation required. Best of luck!

Just have more self awareness... I know, it's like us asking you to be less retarded... both are impossible.. but you know what I mean.

Like the lack of self-awareness it took you to call someone else out on their supposed reliance on fantasies, which you 1) couldn't demonstrate, 2) was your fantasy?



These totally unprompted, unforced errors are why you're the forum's Retard Champion.

To be fair.. Ashliana isn't imitating you because he wants to be you.. he imitates everyone given he wants to be anything but himself.

And can you blame him? Yikes.

Best of luck again with those wishes!

[Parkbandit]

Is this a reference to you wishing your history of racist statements didn't happen? Good to know calling you out on it is still paying dividends.

Ooh! Parkbandit's excited to throw out a charge! Let's see where he's going! He must be confident this time, and not about to fall on his fac--

* Citation required. Best of luck!

Like the lack of self-awareness it took you to call someone else out on their supposed reliance on fantasies, which you 1) couldn't demonstrate, 2) was your fantasy?
These totally unprompted, unforced errors are why you're the forum's Retard Champion.

Best of luck again with those wishes!

See Methais? It's not really that he is imitating you.. he literally imitates everyone who is more successful than himself (which is sadly, everyone)

Just look at this thread for example after example after example.

Between his pilfering other people's posts and his NOU game that is as shitty as his gigantic tighty whities... is it a wonder why he hates himself and wants to be anything but himself?

Can you blame him!?!?

[Neveragain]

Is this a reference to you wishing your history of racist statements didn't happen? Good to know calling you out on it is still paying dividends.

I don't think the word "dividends" means what you think it means.

Unless by "dividends" you mean, I'm being paid by the entertainment value as you screech from your padded cell.

[Ashliana]

Ooh! Parkbandit's excited to throw out a charge! Let's see where he's going! He must be confident this time, and not about to fall on his fac--

See Methais? It's not really that he is imitating you.. he literally imitates everyone who is more successful than himself (which is sadly, everyone)

Just look at this thread for example after example after example.

Between his pilfering other people's posts and his NOU game that is as shitty as his gigantic tighty whities... is it a wonder why he hates himself and wants to be anything but himself?

Can you blame him!?!?

Nobody's surprised you made a claim you couldn't defend, then immediately conceded. You're well-accustomed used to failure at this point. Best of luck dealing with your fantasies, though. They'll change reality to suit your delusions any second now.

I don't think the word "dividends" means what you think it means.

Unless by "dividends" you mean, I'm being paid by the entertainment value as you screech from your padded cell.

"Look how entertained I am!" Neveragain wailed, still at maximum butthurt at having been called out for his racism now months ago.

[Neveragain]

"Look how entertained I am!" Neveragain wailed, still at maximum butthurt at having been called out for his racism now months ago.

Peeking in your padded room is literally a part of my daily morning routine.

Honestly, PB deserves some sort of payment for creating this thread.