Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making, Admitting The Only Reason He Didn't Post Was That He Couldn't
While the warden was gone out of town.. it's good to see the inmate was still being exercised regularly.
Good job guys.
I honestly didn't expect it would take you 40 days to criticize PB for this. (In before: buT i wAs cRiTiCiZiNg yOu! objection with no self-awareness)
Except you literally just admitted the only reason you didn't post was that you were out of town. Yikes.
And we know why you created the thread -- because you were hysterically butthurt (and emotionally devastated) at Trump's loss, tired of your delusional circlejerk being disrupted, and driven by spite (and stupidity). You thought you could do what you've managed to do with most of the other progressives: Expel the heretic who criticized my Sacred Cow!
Except you made two hilarious mistakes. Not considering the impact your choice would have on the folder as a whole -- mostly made up of your buddies, and underestimating my willingness to out-shitpost you, no matter how long you deluded yourself into thinking you can keep it up. But you can't do anything, which you've spent the last 18 years proving. You can't reason, you can't argue, you can't out-shitpost.
This thread ends in one of three ways:
1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in your very best mental gymnastics
2) Your death -- and given that you're a fat, sixty year old slob, we know that isn't far off
3) The death of the forum itself. Since you're the most obsessed person with this forum, despite not playing the game in years, one can only imagine your tears.
Swing and a miss.
That's why you should work on those goals. Not that you have much time left, as a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living, but try to come up with something a little more ambitious for your twilight years. College courses are often free for people your age -- you should take advantage of one, particularly math.
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