Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius“It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
― George Orwell, 1984
“The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
― George Orwell, 1984
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius“It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
― George Orwell, 1984
“The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
― George Orwell, 1984
This is correct.
Still staying up past your bedtime. Grandma must be proud of you this week. Did you manage to go an entire day without shitting your pants in order to stay up past your bedtime another night?
Look at you simping for Ashlianus according to Ashlianus logic.
Fun fact: You might be even less creative than Ashlianus, and that's really saying something.
Remember, it's really Ashlianus who has everyone else trapped in this thread. The fact that Ashlianus is literally the only one who can't stop posting in here 24/7 is irrelevant and is just further evidence that he's putting everyone else in their place...
lol @ "win"
This thread is super important to you.
Last edited by Methais; 06-24-2021 at 12:01 PM.
Best of luck getting over your reliance on fantasies, wishes and prayers.
As we've discussed, you're really bad at applying logic. When someone else has your hundreds of posts, usually daily, simping and white knighting, then you might have a point. Much to your obvious dismay, you don't.Originally Posted by Methais
There's that cringe-inducing lack of self-awareness again.Originally Posted by Methais
You being too stupid to understand what's being said, and why, and how your logic applies to both you and PB, only reflects on you.Originally Posted by Methais
Your mental gymnastics about giving me a regular opportunity to put you in your place don't change anything. If you want a daily platform to embarrass yourself and demonstrate your comical inability to use basic reasoning, I'm here for you, Methais.Originally Posted by Methais
Last edited by Ashliana; 06-24-2021 at 12:31 PM.
Last edited by Methais; 06-24-2021 at 12:51 PM.
Wut?
I can't win?
I won 4 minutes after I created this thread. I tried the same thing with Backlash a few years back, but alas he didn't fall for it and that thread puttered out after a day or two.
THIS thread though, is going on 2100 posts where 15% of all your posts in the past 13 years are in a troll thread I created.. where you have more than twice as many posts as anyone else.. and it's been going on for almost 5 months straight now! I've forced you to respond to every post, knowing you can't stop yourself.
This thread has been a joy to watch blossom into the masterpiece I didn't even believe was possible.
Thank you! I look forward to forcing you to respond for years and years to come.
Because I'm literally that petty... and I don't want to lose another Retard Champion because they have the slightest bit of self respect to not fall for something this transparent.
Is this where you rationalize being humiliated over and over again with your usual "i WaS oNlY pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD aNd YoU tOoK tHe BaIt!!" mental gymnastics?
Your stupidity -- performative or otherwise -- reflects on you, no matter how hilariously upset you get about it.
Translation: "My daily simping for PB, in the hundreds in this thread alone, somehow doesn't reflect on me! But the half-dozen comments Bhaalizmo has made pointing out my retardation? Total simping, bro!"Originally Posted by Methais
Super convincing argument.
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You lost by making it. It demonstrates how emotionally distraught at Trump's loss, and being humiliated in one thread too many. Your hysterical obsession made you start an unwinnable shitposting war you were too retarded to leave yourself a face-saving exit from.
Your mental gymnastics about "bUt sOmE pErCeNt oF yOuR pOsTs aRe iN tHe ThReAd!" don't mean anything. You're forced, each day, to post. You demonstrated it the other day when you humiliated Methais -- totally unprompted -- and for no reason other than you're obsessed (and retarded).Originally Posted by Parkbandit
This thread is a spectacular monument to your complete emotional devastation at Trump's loss. You've been radiating butthurt like a supernova, and it's been an absolute pleasure to watch you freak out day after day, hoping to be rescued by Methais.Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Your ambitions, as always, remain tiny. We already knew that about you, though, considering you clean ducts for a living. We'll be posting in this thread until you're a corpse in the ground, being consumed by worms and bacteria. Which, again, won't be long given that you're a 60 year-old fat slob.Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Admitting that you're petty is the only statement in your entire nonsensical post with any self-awareness. Alas, you then lacked the self-awareness to tell that you being conned -- into making the longest, most spectacular meltdown in PC history, and into moving your decade-plus long obsession with me into broad daylight for all to see -- reflects on you.Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Last edited by Ashliana; 06-24-2021 at 05:04 PM.