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    Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post

    17 hours later......


    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    17 hours later......
    Yes, that's how new days work.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Yes, that's how new days work.

    Exactly. A new day of you screaming from your cell about how you're not in a cell.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Exactly. A new day of you screaming from your cell about how you're not in a cell.
    Sorry you're butthurt that Parkbandit started a shitposting war he can't win. Best of luck coming to terms with it, and with you being so bootyblasted by being called out as a shameless racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashlianus View Post
    I am never correct.
    This is correct.



    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    Oh you poor man.

    Did you really read that sentence and interpret it as "science is arbitrary and culturally specific"?

    That's not even remotely close to what it said. In fact, you managed to effectively interpret it in a way that contradicts a key tenant of the argument. You also managed to imply a factually incorrect belief of "science" about gender.

    I'm curious- are you making obviously incorrect statements to avoid having to acknowledge that you were wrong, or did you genuinely not understand the argument?


    Quote Originally Posted by Ashlianus View Post
    Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    Still staying up past your bedtime. Grandma must be proud of you this week. Did you manage to go an entire day without shitting your pants in order to stay up past your bedtime another night?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo View Post
    Look at you simping for Ashlianus according to Ashlianus logic.

    Fun fact: You might be even less creative than Ashlianus, and that's really saying something.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    17 hours later......
    Remember, it's really Ashlianus who has everyone else trapped in this thread. The fact that Ashlianus is literally the only one who can't stop posting in here 24/7 is irrelevant and is just further evidence that he's putting everyone else in their place...
















































    Quote Originally Posted by Ashlianus View Post
    Sorry you're butthurt that Parkbandit started a shitposting war he can't win. Best of luck coming to terms with it, and with you being so bootyblasted by being called out as a shameless racist.
    lol @ "win"

    This thread is super important to you.
    Last edited by Methais; 06-24-2021 at 12:01 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mad Methais' Daily Dose Of Simping For Parkbandit View Post
    This is correct.

    Still staying up past your bedtime. Grandma must be proud of you this week. Did you manage to go an entire day without shitting your pants in order to stay up past your bedtime another night?
    Best of luck getting over your reliance on fantasies, wishes and prayers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais
    Look at you simping for Ashlianus according to Ashlianus logic.
    As we've discussed, you're really bad at applying logic. When someone else has your hundreds of posts, usually daily, simping and white knighting, then you might have a point. Much to your obvious dismay, you don't.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais
    Fun fact: You might be even less creative than Ashlianus, and that's really saying something.
    There's that cringe-inducing lack of self-awareness again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais
    Remember, it's really Ashlianus who has everyone else trapped in this thread. The fact that Ashlianus is literally the only one who can't stop posting in here 24/7 is irrelevant and is just further evidence that he's putting everyone else in their place...
    You being too stupid to understand what's being said, and why, and how your logic applies to both you and PB, only reflects on you.
































































































































































































































































































    Quote Originally Posted by Methais
    lol @ "win"

    This thread is super important to you.
    Your mental gymnastics about giving me a regular opportunity to put you in your place don't change anything. If you want a daily platform to embarrass yourself and demonstrate your comical inability to use basic reasoning, I'm here for you, Methais.
    Last edited by Ashliana; 06-24-2021 at 12:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Best of luck getting over your reliance on fantasies, wishes and prayers.



    As we've discussed, you're really bad at applying logic. When someone else has your hundreds of posts, usually daily, simping and white knighting, then you might have a point. Much to your obvious dismay, you don't.





    There's that cringe-inducing lack of self-awareness again.



    You being too stupid to understand what's being said, and why, and how your logic applies to both you and PB, only reflects on you.





    Your mental gymnastics about giving me a regular opportunity to put you in your place don't change anything. If you want a platform to embarrass yourself and your comical inability to use basic reasoning, I'm here for you, Methais.
    The fact that you really think you are or have ever put anyone in their place is the single best thing about this entire thread.

    Stop simping for Bhaalizmo btw.


    Last edited by Methais; 06-24-2021 at 12:51 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Sorry you're butthurt that Parkbandit started a shitposting war he can't win. Best of luck coming to terms with it, and with you being so bootyblasted by being called out as a shameless racist.
    Wut?

    I can't win?

    I won 4 minutes after I created this thread. I tried the same thing with Backlash a few years back, but alas he didn't fall for it and that thread puttered out after a day or two.

    THIS thread though, is going on 2100 posts where 15% of all your posts in the past 13 years are in a troll thread I created.. where you have more than twice as many posts as anyone else.. and it's been going on for almost 5 months straight now! I've forced you to respond to every post, knowing you can't stop yourself.

    This thread has been a joy to watch blossom into the masterpiece I didn't even believe was possible.

    Thank you! I look forward to forcing you to respond for years and years to come.

    Because I'm literally that petty... and I don't want to lose another Retard Champion because they have the slightest bit of self respect to not fall for something this transparent.
    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME
    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    The fact that you really think you are or have ever put anyone in their place is the single best thing about this entire thread.
    Is this where you rationalize being humiliated over and over again with your usual "i WaS oNlY pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD aNd YoU tOoK tHe BaIt!!" mental gymnastics?

    Your stupidity -- performative or otherwise -- reflects on you, no matter how hilariously upset you get about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais
    Stop simping for Bhaalizmo btw.
    Translation: "My daily simping for PB, in the hundreds in this thread alone, somehow doesn't reflect on me! But the half-dozen comments Bhaalizmo has made pointing out my retardation? Total simping, bro!"

    Super convincing argument.



    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana
    Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    Wut?


    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    I can't win?

    I won 4 minutes after I created this thread. I tried the same thing with Backlash a few years back, but alas he didn't fall for it and that thread puttered out after a day or two.
    You lost by making it. It demonstrates how emotionally distraught at Trump's loss, and being humiliated in one thread too many. Your hysterical obsession made you start an unwinnable shitposting war you were too retarded to leave yourself a face-saving exit from.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    THIS thread though, is going on 2100 posts where 15% of all your posts in the past 13 years are in a troll thread I created.. where you have more than twice as many posts as anyone else.. and it's been going on for almost 5 months straight now! I've forced you to respond to every post, knowing you can't stop yourself.
    Your mental gymnastics about "bUt sOmE pErCeNt oF yOuR pOsTs aRe iN tHe ThReAd!" don't mean anything. You're forced, each day, to post. You demonstrated it the other day when you humiliated Methais -- totally unprompted -- and for no reason other than you're obsessed (and retarded).

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    This thread has been a joy to watch blossom into the masterpiece I didn't even believe was possible.
    This thread is a spectacular monument to your complete emotional devastation at Trump's loss. You've been radiating butthurt like a supernova, and it's been an absolute pleasure to watch you freak out day after day, hoping to be rescued by Methais.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    Thank you! I look forward to forcing you to respond for years and years to come.
    Your ambitions, as always, remain tiny. We already knew that about you, though, considering you clean ducts for a living. We'll be posting in this thread until you're a corpse in the ground, being consumed by worms and bacteria. Which, again, won't be long given that you're a 60 year-old fat slob.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    Because I'm literally that petty... and I don't want to lose another Retard Champion because they have the slightest bit of self respect to not fall for something this transparent.
    Admitting that you're petty is the only statement in your entire nonsensical post with any self-awareness. Alas, you then lacked the self-awareness to tell that you being conned -- into making the longest, most spectacular meltdown in PC history, and into moving your decade-plus long obsession with me into broad daylight for all to see -- reflects on you.
    Last edited by Ashliana; 06-24-2021 at 05:04 PM.

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