My issues with my lack of self-awareness, hypocrisy, poor reading comprehension, inability to reason, etc., are all well-documented. The only difference here is that I, once again, have fooled myself into thinking that shrieking mentally ill CTRL+V retardedness in every direction prevents the other person from predicting my stupidity before I prove them correct.
Much to my obvious, teeth-gnashing dismay: It doesn't. Which is why I will be be following this up with with yet more "i wAs JuSt PrEteNdInG tO bE ReTarDeD wHeN i ToOk ThE bAiT!" mental gymnastics.
My hilarious issues with being massively against personal hygiene are my own issue to work out. In the meantime, grandma will just have to cover her nose.