A thread for Ashliana

[Methais]

You pulled that number out of fat air -- I'm sorry, "plump sized" air. You declaring "that's not in question" doesn't change history, imbecile. Your wishes don't re-order the universe to suit your delusions.



It took you days to figure out a response to my doing it. You were clearly frustrated. Falsely characterizing your mindset after the fact to save face doesn't change history.



Your after-the-fact mischaracterization still doesn't change history. You were upset that you were retarded enough to announce what you were doing, didn't realize that it was easily thwartable, and it took you multiple days to come up with a face-saving response. And no, I didn't "stop when you 'outed' me," I mocked you for doing it.





You continue to be forced to post, each day. Remember when you humiliated Methais the other day, then it took you multiple days to figure out how, since your reading comprehension is so ridiculously poor? ... Yeah.



Pointing out that your logic is flawed and applies to you, because you're too retarded to have any self-awareness, isn't a NOU. If you were capable of basic reasoning, though, you wouldn't be trapped in this thread.




Your ambitions are as tiny as you are, duct cleaner. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making. You didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp, and thought, like the other progressives, that you could drive me off. Except you got ahead of yourself, as always, and you've been falling on your face for months.

This thread ends one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point, the 500 post mark or the 5000 post mark. We're in this until you're literally rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais.

Look at you still flailing because you know how much of a tard you are.






This is my favorite part though:

You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making. You didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp, and thought, like the other progressives, that you could drive me off. Except you got ahead of yourself, as always, and you've been falling on your face for months.

Despite the fact that Ashliana is the only one who can't stop posting daily in this thread while everyone else comes and goes as they please, yes it's totally you having PB trapped in this thread.

This becomes especially obvious on days when PB isn't posting, but you're still here mashing F5 nonstop posting all day every day.

If your specific brand of mental illness wasn't so god damn funny I'd almost feel bad for you.

[Ashliana]

Look at you still trapped in this thread.

Literally forever.

Kind of like you're trapped in your nonstop simping cycle?

Big Mad isn't a proper noun btw. Learn2grammar noob.

Look who's still Big Mad about that.

Look at you still flailing because you know how much of a tard you are.

# of substantive responses Methais managed to scrounge up from the dregs of his mind: 0

This is my favorite part though:

Despite the fact that Ashliana is the only one who can't stop posting daily in this thread while everyone else comes and goes as they please, yes it's totally you having PB trapped in this thread.

This becomes especially obvious on days when PB isn't posting, but you're still here mashing F5 nonstop posting all day every day.

If your specific brand of mental illness wasn't so god damn funny I'd almost feel bad for you.

You made a fanciful declaration the other day, where each and every single thing you said was wrong. And who proved you wrong? Was it me? Nope. It was Tardbandit. That's what makes it so hilarious.

He made you look retarded, Methais -- not that you needed any help -- but imagine repaying your simping, day after day, by making you look like a complete imbecile, and simultaneously demonstrated each one of my claims. And not only that, you're so much of a desperate white knight, you let him keep doing it.



Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

Only 5 posts yesterday? We're never going to reach 14% with that type of output. We did up it to 13.2% though.. so I guess there is a silver lining.

I'm going to need some effort out of you today, Ashliana. I have placed hoops in front of you.. now be a dutiful sock puppet and do my bidding.

You have no alternative.

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Only 5 posts yesterday? We're never going to reach 14% with that type of output. We did up it to 13.2% though.. so I guess there is a silver lining.

I'm going to need some effort out of you today, Ashliana. I have placed hoops in front of you.. now be a dutiful sock puppet and do my bidding.

You have no alternative.

Like clockwork. A clockwork duct cleaner who can't do math, but still.

[Methais]

Desperate flailing and projection

[Ashliana]

Desperate wishes that reality would conform to his delusions, combined with his inability to respond substantively

[Methais]

[Ashliana]

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