Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

This is the Left today.... it's ok to assault someone you disagree with... and their voters will excuse it away.

[Tgo01]

and their voters will excuse it away.

That's the most amazing part in all of this. The mental gymnastics on display here really does run the gamut. We have "He lied about his injuries! I know this because police couldn't find evidence of other people being hurt!", "It's impossible to mix concrete and sugar in the same container! Never happened!", and of course "You're a clown if you believe his injuries because no one was hit with a concrete milkshake!!!"

My favorite of course is "He's not a REAL journalist because Twitter and other journalists say so!!!111"

For fuck's sake...IT'S ON VIDEO.

Here's the video for you all to pretend it never happened:



Oh but of course when it's violent left wing insurrectionists attacking an Asian reporter in broad daylight you all pretend it never happened because it goes against your pathetic narrative.

[Parkbandit]

That's the most amazing part in all of this. The mental gymnastics on display here really does run the gamut. We have "He lied about his injuries! I know this because police couldn't find evidence of other people being hurt!", "It's impossible to mix concrete and sugar in the same container! Never happened!", and of course "You're a clown if you believe his injuries because no one was hit with a concrete milkshake!!!"

My favorite of course is "He's not a REAL journalist because Twitter and other journalists say so!!!111"

For fuck's sake...IT'S ON VIDEO.

Here's the video for you all to pretend it never happened:



Oh but of course when it's violent left wing insurrectionists attacking an Asian reporter you all pretend it never happened because it goes against your pathetic narrative.

That would be considered a "mostly peaceful" protest...

[Methais]

Haha. What is a real journalist these days?

According to you they're all fake, until one claims to be beat up by antifa...then they're just a poor whittle journalist doing his job and getting a shake made of milk thrown on him.

[Methais]

Did you know sugar helps stop concrete from setting? Do you know what a milk shake has a ton of? So even if by some wild chance it is true he would have been hit with at worst a thicker milk shake.

I don't know if he got hit with a cement "milkshake" or not, but it's probably safe to say that if said cement milkshake existed, it probably was just cement in a milk shake cup. I doubt someone went to a store, ordered a milk shake, and then was like I'LL JUST ADD SOME QUICKCRETE TO THIS NOW.

But you probably already knew that.

It also could have been someone with diabeetus, in which case it would have been a sugar free cement milk shake.

[drauz]

I don't give a shit if there were concrete milkshakes or not, it's not at all the point I am making.

Once again I am pointing out Alfter's mental retardation where he said Andy Ngo made the whole thing up because supposedly police couldn't find evidence of someone else being attacked with concrete milkshake.

I also pointed out drauz's laughingly dumb comment that it's impossible for concrete milkshakes to have ever existed because concrete can't settle correctly with sugar, as if it's impossible to mix the concrete in the bottom of an empty cup and then pour a milkshake on top.

Fucking read comments before replying like a dumbass. You don't have to defend every dumb thing people like Alfster and drauz say just because you hate Trump as much as those two do.

It doesn't matter if you think Andy Ngo is an idiot, he doesn't deserve to be assaulted and you don't get to just decide he wasn't really assaulted because you dislike him.

Find your common sense again already because it's obvious 5+ years of lies being fed to you by the media has done a number on your ability to think like a rational human being.

I never said it was impossible, just highly unlikely. You literally can't tell the truth, you twist it to be what you want.

I don't hate Trump, I literally don't think about him anymore. You haven't gotten over his loss yet so you're just projecting because I must be having these big feelings about Trump if you are. Seek help, get some therapy.

[drauz]

I don't know if he got hit with a cement "milkshake" or not, but it's probably safe to say that if said cement milkshake existed, it probably was just cement in a milk shake cup. I doubt someone went to a store, ordered a milk shake, and then was like I'LL JUST ADD SOME QUICKCRETE TO THIS NOW.

But you probably already knew that.

It also could have been someone with diabeetus, in which case it would have been a sugar free cement milk shake.

They were drinking from the cups, so yeah.

[Tgo01]

I never said it was impossible, just highly unlikely.

You said something demonstrably stupid. Just own it and move on. Stop with the splitting of hairs.

[Tgo01]

They were drinking from the cups, so yeah.

Fucking Christ almighty. So now you know for a fact that each and every person who threw these shakes were actually drinking from said shakes? And not only that but were actually drinking from them and not just pretending so idiots would later on say "They couldn't have mixed cement into them! See they are on video drinking from them!"

Or my very plausible scenario in which they poured the concrete in first and after it cured THEN poured a milkshake on top?

Again you don't have to believe Andy Ngo that he was hit with a cement milkshake (and I'm just taking y'alls words on this that he claimed this, I really don't know nor care either way), but stop with the dumb shit already.

This is starting to rank right up there with "We know Trump lies 75% of the time because Politifact has rated 75% of his comments as lies!1111"

[drauz]

Fucking Christ almighty. So now you know for a fact that each and every person who threw these shakes were actually drinking from said shakes? And not only that but were actually drinking from them and not just pretending so idiots would later on say "They couldn't have mixed cement into them! See they are on video drinking from them!"

Or my very plausible scenario in which they poured the concrete in first and after it cured THEN poured a milkshake on top?

Again you don't have to believe Andy Ngo that he was hit with a cement milkshake (and I'm just taking y'alls words on this that he claimed this, I really don't know nor care either way), but stop with the dumb shit already.

This is starting to rank right up there with "We know Trump lies 75% of the time because Politifact has rated 75% of his comments as lies!1111"

LOL, now they are criminal masterminds. Ok bro.