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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    The only thing dismantled was your comical attempt to change reality with wishes. But, for some odd reason, your wishes still didn't change reality, though you remain Big Mad that they didn't.

    Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that reality doesn't reorder itself to suit your delusions.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain (Who Totally Isn't Bootyblasted He Got Identified As Racist, Guys!) View Post

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    Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Hint: You included it here. You invented that 35 number out of fat air. It's wrong. And characterizing your actions as "placing a hoop" are hilarious and face-saving, as you were quite obviously annoyed you got undercut, since you were retarded enough to explicitly announce what you were doing.
    What?

    1) You deleted at least 35 posts. That's not in question at all. Probably more, but I know of 35 when I sent Methais a PM, telling him you were doing it.
    2) How was I "face-saving", given you literally still hit the mark? You couldn't help yourself... and it was very entertaining to me.
    3) Watching you furiously going back and deleting posts was fucking entertainment gold. You only stopped when you realized how upset you were when I outted you for doing it.
    4) This thread is all about seeing what we can make you do.. because you are exactly like a sock puppet.. only without a functioning brain.

    Remember how you claimed "OMG I'M NOT TRAPPED YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THIS THREAD!!" because the best you have is NOU? You are now over the 13% of all your posts in 13 years are in a thread I specifically created to troll you and have as a testament to your multiple mental disorders.

    After (or even before at this point.. you are posting in a furious pace) you reach 14%, my next hoop will be to make sure you have twice as many posts in your special thread than anyone else. The only one above that threshold currently is me. Now, I could just pull an Ashliana and go back and delete my own posts.. but that would be retarded and only someone who is pathetic would bother to do that........ so I'll just let you continue onward with your current pace and watch you twist and turn and know it's inevitable. I'll keep posting here and there in this thread, but know you will still be here, crying real tears as you realize you can't stop yourself from jumping through hoops that I place in front of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana
    Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    What?


    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    1) You deleted at least 35 posts. That's not in question at all. Probably more, but I know of 35 when I sent Methais a PM, telling him you were doing it.
    You pulled that number out of fat air -- I'm sorry, "plump sized" air. You declaring "that's not in question" doesn't change history, imbecile. Your wishes don't re-order the universe to suit your delusions.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    2) How was I "face-saving", given you literally still hit the mark? You couldn't help yourself... and it was very entertaining to me.
    It took you days to figure out a response to my doing it. You were clearly frustrated. Falsely characterizing your mindset after the fact to save face doesn't change history.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    3) Watching you furiously going back and deleting posts was fucking entertainment gold. You only stopped when you realized how upset you were when I outted you for doing it.
    Your after-the-fact mischaracterization still doesn't change history. You were upset that you were retarded enough to announce what you were doing, didn't realize that it was easily thwartable, and it took you multiple days to come up with a face-saving response. And no, I didn't "stop when you 'outed' me," I mocked you for doing it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Demonstrating His Lack Of Self-Awareness
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana
    Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    4) This thread is all about seeing what we can make you do.. because you are exactly like a sock puppet.. only without a functioning brain.


    You continue to be forced to post, each day. Remember when you humiliated Methais the other day, then it took you multiple days to figure out how, since your reading comprehension is so ridiculously poor? ... Yeah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    Remember how you claimed "OMG I'M NOT TRAPPED YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THIS THREAD!!" because the best you have is NOU? You are now over the 13% of all your posts in 13 years are in a thread I specifically created to troll you and have as a testament to your multiple mental disorders.
    Pointing out that your logic is flawed and applies to you, because you're too retarded to have any self-awareness, isn't a NOU. If you were capable of basic reasoning, though, you wouldn't be trapped in this thread.


    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit
    After (or even before at this point.. you are posting in a furious pace) you reach 14%, my next hoop will be to make sure you have twice as many posts in your special thread than anyone else. The only one above that threshold currently is me. Now, I could just pull an Ashliana and go back and delete my own posts.. but that would be retarded and only someone who is pathetic would bother to do that........ so I'll just let you continue onward with your current pace and watch you twist and turn and know it's inevitable. I'll keep posting here and there in this thread, but know you will still be here, crying real tears as you realize you can't stop yourself from jumping through hoops that I place in front of you.

    Your ambitions are as tiny as you are, duct cleaner. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making. You didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp, and thought, like the other progressives, that you could drive me off. Except you got ahead of yourself, as always, and you've been falling on your face for months.

    This thread ends one of three ways:

    1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
    2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
    3) The death of the forum

    You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point, the 500 post mark or the 5000 post mark. We're in this until you're literally rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais.

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    It's one of those rare times where I actually want to read a response from Ashliana.

    Hey, Ashliana, what do you think about Kamala Harris traveling to Guatemala to tell brown people to stop coming to the US?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    It's one of those rare times where I actually want to read a response from Ashliana.

    Hey, Ashliana, what do you think about Kamala Harris traveling to Guatemala to tell brown people to stop coming to the US?
    Biden, for months, has been telling migrants "not to come," specifically in Guatemala, in response to disinformation that coyotes have been spreading.

    Trump said the same thing when criticized about his family separation policy, RE: all migrants.

    Bonus: So did Pence.

    I'm sorry, is your pretend "gotcha" because she happened to be in Guatemala at the time, hoping to address the specific problem of Guatemalan immigrants?

    FYI, progressives criticized Harris for it. So you might want to get your story straight.. wasn't the Biden administration supposed to be "crazy far-left" with support for "open borders" as you've hysterically raved in the past?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Biden, for months, has been telling migrants "not to come," specifically in Guatemala, in response to disinformation that coyotes have been spreading.

    Trump said the same thing when criticized about his family separation policy, RE: all migrants.

    Bonus: So did Pence.

    I'm sorry, is your pretend "gotcha" because she happened to be in Guatemala at the time, hoping to address the specific problem of Guatemalan immigrants?

    FYI, progressives criticized Harris for it. So you might want to get your story straight.. wasn't the Biden administration supposed to be "crazy far-left" with support for "open borders" as you've hysterically raved in the past?
    Wait so your defense of Harris literally telling brown people to not come to America is "But...but Trump and Pence said it too!"

    This is right up there with your "We had to vote in Obama, the open bigot who hated gay marriage, in order to ensure gays were granted equal rights in this country!"

    I just wanted to see what dumb bullshit excuse you would come up with for Harris. Continue to document your mental illness now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Wait so your defense of Harris literally telling brown people to not come to America is "But...but Trump and Pence said it too!"
    Translation: "You mean Harris stated what the current law in the United States is? And your defense is that Trump and Pence also stated what the law is? GASP!!"

    Does it need to be pointed out how wildly inconsistent your new crocodile tears are with your previous, hysterical rantings about how Democrats supposedly support "open borders"? Or did you figure out you made a giant hypocrite of yourself?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01
    This is right up there with your "We had to vote in Obama, the open bigot who hated gay marriage, in order to ensure gays were granted equal rights in this country!"
    You not caring about why LGBT Americans supported Obama over Republicans, who had just passed dozens of anti-equality amendments into state constitutions, only reflects on you. Your ignorance of something doesn't magically confer anything on anyone else.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01
    I just wanted to see what dumb bullshit excuse you would come up with for Harris. Continue to document your mental illness now.
    You thought an emotional appeal by using the words "brown people" would somehow confer something on Harris, which fell flat. Sorry you're butthurt about your inconsistencies and inability to reason. Good luck with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    The only thing dismantled was your comical attempt to change reality with wishes. But, for some odd reason, your wishes still didn't change reality, though you remain Big Mad that they didn't.

    Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that reality doesn't reorder itself to suit your delusions.



    Pro-tip: This isn't an airport. You don't need to announce your departures. Use some of that free time to contemplate your control issues, though.
    Look at you still trapped in this thread.

    Literally forever.



    Big Mad isn't a proper noun btw. Learn2grammar noob.




































































































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