A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

I didn't randomly bring up dildos.

You're right -- you brought them up because you've got more issues than Time magazine.

I brought up something you are probably far more familiar with than a power tool a man would use.

Don't be so sensitive, faggot.

You just responded in comically butthurt fashion, so consult a mirror, my sensitive friend -- or a psychiatrist.

In this thread, you are always replying to threads. I posted first, then Methais replied to my post. You've been replying like we both knew you would for 3 months "straight" now.

That doesn't address anything that I said, but it uhh, sure was a response.

[Parkbandit]

Wednesday reminder: Know your place Ashliana.

This is it. The only place on the planet that accepts you for being you.

You're welcome.

[Methais]

Except he doesn't do it on a daily basis, sometimes multiple times a day, like you do. Almost like context figures into it, and your consistent sycophantic behavior reflects on you.

Accidental acknowledgement of using retard logic has been noted.

Retard.

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder: Know your place Ashliana.

This is it. The only place on the planet that accepts you for being you.

You're welcome.

You seem awfully mad that you can't control where people can or can't post. How unfortunate for you, but it's not surprising the resident Boomer doesn't understand the Internet.

But there, there. But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

Accidental acknowledgement of using retard logic has been noted.

Retard.

Daily dose of simping achieved. Don't worry -- your profoundly retarded post definitely erased Parkbandit's reading comprehension failure. You saved him from looking like an idiot! Great job!

[Bhaalizmo]

Petition to rename this thread.

Option A "ParkBandits panties: wadded, binding, and causing great discomfort."

Option B "A call to arms for the PC PB sycophants. Do as he does. Say what he says"

Option C "PB can't find anything to make him feel better. Please join him in his favorite pastime, hating."

I'm still thinking option A. Buy some new undies with room to grow, PB.

[Parkbandit]

I'm still thinking

This is how we know you are lying.

Stop lying, retard.

[Parkbandit]

You seem awfully mad that you can't control where people can or can't post. How unfortunate for you, but it's not surprising the resident Boomer doesn't understand the Internet.

I've been forcing you to post in this very thread for 3 months.

Nothing to be mad at, faggot.

[caelric]

This is how we know you are lying.

Stop lying, retard.

Time4bhaalizimo spends most of his/her brain cells (what few there are) on still being obsessed about Trump. Trump is like their bogeyman, waiting to jump out and scare them once again.

[Ashliana]

I've been forcing you to post in this very thread for 3 months.

Nothing to be mad at, faggot.

And yet you continue to send private messages REE!ing about your wish to get me to only post in this thread..

As we've discussed before, so... Alzheimer's Alert! Seek publicly-funded Medicare treatment soon, Boomer!

[Parkbandit]

And yet you continue to send private messages REE!ing about your wish to get me to only post in this thread..

As we've discussed before, so... Alzheimer's Alert! Seek publicly-funded Medicare treatment soon, Boomer!

I've stated this repeatedly.... the only thread I have complete control over your posting in it is this thread. I've literally been forcing you to post here for a solid 3 months. Almost every single day.

Respond to this post to confirm you understand.