A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

Only one of us has notifications on, and it isn't me.

Alas, that doesn't mean your characterization was accurate.

But since post count matters, then rep does too, and you're the bottom of the barrel.

Good job loser.

Methais and specious reasoning go together like peanut butter and jelly, so that's no surprise. But don't worry, Methais, you and PB milking the forum's goodboy points definitely somehow means you're not deranged and obsessed, despite your many tens of thousands of posts -- on the forum you repeatedly denigrate.

Sorry that that makes your gaping anus sore. But not really.

Kudos on working your obsession with gaping anuses into the exchange, though -- since yours is as wide as the grand canyon at this point, as you're in the 92nd page dedicated to your spectacular butthurt at Trump's loss. I couldn't ask for more perfect evidence than your ongoing, months-long meltdown.

[Parkbandit]

Reminder: No matter how much you cry and whine, or how much desperate private messages you send REE!ing into the void, you won't be determining where I can or can't post.

What? I'm only speaking about this thread I made for you.

I have been telling you to post in this thread since the beginning. And you have obeyed.

So, obviously I do determine you will post here.

You're powerless to stop yourself.

[Methais]

Alas, that doesn't mean your characterization was accurate.



Methais and specious reasoning go together like peanut butter and jelly, so that's no surprise. But don't worry, Methais, you and PB milking the forum's goodboy points definitely somehow means you're not deranged and obsessed, despite your many tens of thousands of posts -- on the forum you repeatedly denigrate.



Kudos on working your obsession with gaping anuses into the exchange, though -- since yours is as wide as the grand canyon at this point, as you're in the 92nd page dedicated to your spectacular butthurt at Trump's loss. I couldn't ask for more perfect evidence than your ongoing, months-long meltdown.

It just means that everyone else knows you're a retard too.

But please, type up more paragraphs to showcase your mental illness. Nice NO U fail though. Loser.

Keep mashing F5.

[Ashliana]

It just means that everyone else knows you're a retard too.

But please, type up more paragraphs to showcase your mental illness. Nice NO U fail though. Loser.

Keep mashing F5.

Swing and a miss. Best of luck figuring out how people use the Internet, though. Stay butthurt.

[Methais]

I can't stop mashing F5 24/7!!!!

Perhaps you should be a little more gentle with it.

Like this:

[Ashliana]

Perhaps you should be a little more gentle with it.

Like this:

You may want to consult a doctor about your inability to retain information. You might be headed right for PB-town to ride the Alzheimer's train.

[Bhaalizmo]

You may want to consult a doctor about your inability to retain information. You might be headed right for PB-town to ride the Alzheimer's train.

PB town seems like where he's inclined to be with that constant simping

[Parkbandit]

PB town seems like where he's inclined to be with that constant simping

You sound jealous.

But, how is Methais "simping" on me and not just making fun of Ashliana? Be specific (but we know you can't...)

[Parkbandit]

You may want to consult a doctor about your inability to retain information. You might be headed right for PB-town to ride the Alzheimer's train.

[Ashliana]

PB town seems like where he's inclined to be with that constant simping

You sound jealous.

But, how is Methais "simping" on me and not just making fun of Ashliana? Be specific (but we know you can't...)

Yikes. Imagine the misguided ego it would take to believe someone was jealous. The simping is obvious, though. He follows you around, desperately seeking your attention and approval.

Actual footage of Parkbandit: