A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

Ironic, considering that your use of "simp" was also incorrect.

Here comes 12 paragraphs of whining and buzzword diarrhea...

Wait.. did I really use simping incorrectly?

Fuck Atlas for teaching me it the wrong way

[Methais]

Wait.. did I really use simping incorrectly?

Fuck Atlas for teaching me it the wrong way

Example: Every fedora lord in the world who subscribes/donates to someone's OnlyFans.


But in the world of Ashliana, pointing out his inability to acknowledge that he keeps taking the bait because he's so dense = simping.

[Parkbandit]

Example: Every fedora lord in the world who subscribes/donates to someone's OnlyFans.


But in the world of Ashliana, pointing out his inability to acknowledge that he keeps taking the bait because he's so dense = simping.

Wait.. so it's only used as a guy going after a girl?

Ashliana cannot ever be a simp then. We will need to make a new word for what he does....

[Parkbandit]

FYI: This is my daily bump to ensure our current Retard Champion doesn't abandon his belt.

I lost cwolff, Backlash and time4fun because they basically abandoned their title.

I'm getting abandonment issues. I will NOT allow another champion to leave me again!

[Ashliana]

That's not NOU. You said you aren't simping on me after Methais claimed you were infatuated by me. Just because you used the term first in a conversation, doesn't mean someone can't say it again. That's not NOU. NOU is "You're the Retard Champion" and your best comeback is "NO YOU ARE THE RETARD CHAMPION!"

Dumbass.

Wrong, as usual. There's that Retard Champion-winning reading comprehension doing you justice. I said Methais was simping on you, and you then tried to say "Ashliana is simping on me big time." It's a NOU, regardless of your mental gymnastics. The fact that you were retarded enough to whine about NOUing when you were doing it is also part of your brand-defining hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness.

Dumbass.

You are correct.. you started the "fat" thing... with that picture of your plump, hairy arm. I merely pointed it out that you are "healthier" than most people your age. Then your "NOU" game was like "I'M NOT FAT YOUR FAT!"

Dumbass.

Your mental gymnastics don't change the fact that I called you fat, then you replied with "Sure, Chunky." That's a NOU. Which, again, you followed up with your retarded comment about NOUs.

I'm not sure why you bothered with any of this, since you're obviously wrong, and your post merely serves to display, in neon lights:



Dumbass.

I argue in circles because I don't have anything new to say, then I whine about how you say the same things back to me.

How interesting.

Ironic, considering that your use of "simp" was also incorrect.

Here comes 12 paragraphs of whining and buzzword diarrhea...

Best of luck demonstrating that assertion. And as always, it's a non-sequitur, since even if you were right, it wouldn't change Parkbandit's retardedly un-self-aware "NOU" followed by whining about NOUs.

Thanks for the grey rep too. This pic should be useful.

You're welcome.

Wait.. did I really use simping incorrectly?

Fuck Atlas for teaching me it the wrong way

Of course, but that doesn't matter. You do everything poorly.

Example: Every fedora lord in the world who subscribes/donates to someone's OnlyFans.


But in the world of Ashliana, pointing out his inability to acknowledge that he keeps taking the bait because he's so dense = simping.

No, silly. Endlessly shitting out apologetics as the biggest member of the Parkbandit Defense Force (and for someone who just called you the Retard Champion, no less) is simping.

Wait.. so it's only used as a guy going after a girl?

Ashliana cannot ever be a simp then. We will need to make a new word for what he does....

Boomers should really stay away from words that came into use decades after their time.

FYI: This is my daily bump to ensure our current Retard Champion doesn't abandon his belt.

I lost cwolff, Backlash and time4fun because they basically abandoned their title.

I'm getting abandonment issues. I will NOT allow another champion to leave me again!

Don't worry. You don't need to bump the thread to maintain your Retard Championship diaper. That's yours for all time. Methais doesn't have the stamina to really challenge you for it.

[Methais]

Wait.. so it's only used as a guy going after a girl?

Ashliana cannot ever be a simp then. We will need to make a new word for what he does....

But technically it stands for Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. But like everything else, its meaning ends up getting more broad over time so I'm sure it would swing in either direction. Or in Ashliana's case, replace the P with a B.

For butthole.

[Methais]

No, silly. Endlessly shitting out apologetics as the biggest member of the Parkbandit Defense Force (and for someone who just called you the Retard Champion, no less) is simping.

You're not even putting effort into your mental gymnastics anymore.

I'm not as disappointed in you as your parents are, but I'm still disappointed in you.

[Ashliana]

You're not even putting effort into your mental gymnastics anymore.

I'm not as disappointed in you as your parents are, but I'm still disappointed in you.

I'm not sure why you thought [Example that demonstrates Methais doesn't understand what mental gymnastics are] would be your best response to what I wrote. No surprise there, since you're an idiot, but.. Jeez.

[Parkbandit]

You're not even putting effort into your mental gymnastics anymore.

I'm not as disappointed in you as your parents are, but I'm still disappointed in you.

In Ashliana's parent's defense.. anyone would be disappointed. That is a normal reaction to having a kid that turned out that way.

[Ashliana]

In Ashliana's parent's defense.. anyone would be disappointed. That is a normal reaction to having a kid that turned out that way.

Similarly, if your kids knew how you, a 60 year old, spent multiple hours a day over the course of a decade obsessively stalking other men on the Internet to anonymously leave them as many furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage -- in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer play -- I wonder what they'd think?



But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.