Everyone knows this... except our current Retard Champion, Ashliana.
But that's why he's the Retard Champion afterall... he doesn't reside in normal reality.
Speaking of not residing in "normal reality," your inability to tell fiction from fact -- like having to be put in your place by fellow right-wingers about the Doomsday Clock -- rightfully earned you your Retard Champion diaper. Keep on wearing it with pride.