A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

Get well soon!

[Parkbandit]

I can't have another champion abandon their title... although the new champion is so easily summoned.

[Ashliana]

I can't have another champion abandon their title... although the new champion is so easily summoned.

Good news! Since you're the undisputed holder of the Retard Champion title, you get to summon the champ every single time you post.

[Parkbandit]

Good news! Since you're the undisputed holder of the Retard Champion title, you get to summon the champ every single time you post.

See? So easy to summon.

Also: Your nou game is in need of major work.

[Ashliana]

See? So easy to summon.

Also: Your nou game is in need of major work.

By posting, you summoned yourself! You connected the dots! Good job!

[Parkbandit]

By posting, you summoned yourself! You connected the dots! Good job!

No. Simply by posting, I summon you, Ashliana, our Retard Champion.

Now respond, for I command you as the Commissioner!

[Ashliana]

No. Simply by posting, I summon you, Ashliana, our Retard Champion.

Now respond, for I command you as the Commissioner!

That's right, Parkbandit! You posted, summoning yourself, eternal Retard Champion of the PC. Hold that belt up with satisfaction. You earned it!

Make sure to respond.

[Parkbandit]

As the Commissioner, I DEMAND that the Retard Champion respond to this thread.

GO.

[Ashliana]

As the Commissioner, I DEMAND that the Retard Champion respond to this thread.

GO.

Congratulations! You accomplished your mission, summoning yourself in your own post. Alas, you still aren't "the Commissioner," as you'd need to first demonstrate more than a sixth grade mastery of your native language to even begin meeting the other prerequisites.

Make sure to write back soon, since you need the practice.

[Parkbandit]

As the Commissioner, I DEMAND that the Retard Champion respond to this thread.

GO.

Congratulations! You accomplished your mission, summoning yourself in your own post. Alas, you still aren't "the Commissioner," as you'd need to first demonstrate more than a sixth grade mastery of your native language to even begin meeting the other prerequisites.

Make sure to write back soon, since you need the practice.

At least you admit to being the Retard Champion. Your NOU game is for shit.. but so are you so I shouldn't expect much.

So easy.

Now, please confirm your title as Retard Champion by responding with something stupid. Use something like "I'm not the Retard Champion, YOU ARE!" type of stupidity we have grown to accept from you.