A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

And yet, I wonder what they'd think of you if they saw your behavior on here. Especially the deranged obsession with sending other men furious, sexually graphic filled with impotent rage. For over a decade.

First, I would tell them about your Kiephre account.. then about the Doomsday Clock fiasco of 2021.. they would laugh and feel badly for you being so fucking stupid.

You keep giving us insights into your background. Insights we didn't ask for. Maybe you could keep it to yourself.

What? You're NOU game is pathetic.

My father is still a big part of my life. I speak to him every week.

How about you'res?

[Ashliana]

First, I would tell them about your Kiephre account.. then about the Doomsday Clock fiasco of 2021.. they would laugh and feel badly for you being so fucking stupid.

Well, you see kids, thirteen years ago, this person on a forum made a second account to participate in mundane political conversations..."

"Really, Dad? And that's why you spent over a decade sending him furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage?"

"Well, you see, later, he'd also embarrass me in a political argument because I don't know what facts are, despite even a fellow conservative having to explain it to me. But I still didn't understand.."

.... Yeah. You should give your kids the grand tour.

What? You're NOU game is pathetic.

My father is still a big part of my life. I speak to him every week.

How about you'res?

Your "making shit up game" is weak.

[Parkbandit]

Well, you see kids, thirteen years ago, this person on a forum made a second account to participate in mundane political conversations..."

"Really, Dad? And that's why you spent over a decade sending him furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage?"

"Well, you see, later, he'd also embarrass me in a political argument because I don't know what facts are, despite even a fellow conservative having to explain it to me. But I still didn't understand.."

.... Yeah. You should give your kids the grand tour.

No, it would be more like:

"Hey Daddy, what are you doing?"

"I'm responding to the biggest idiot on this forum. His name is "Ashliana.""

"His name? Why would he choose the name Ashliana?"

"He has to use the Internet to escape his miserable life. He's gay and he would rather people believe he is a cute little girl."

"Oh, that's so sad!"

"Yea, you would think that, but after 13 years of him being so fucking stupid, no one likes him."

"Why don't you just block him?"

"Well then, I would miss conversations like we had the other day where I claimed Trump was the most peaceful President since Ford as evidenced by him starting zero wars and bringing armed forces home"

"That makes sense. I didn't like Trump, but in that case I think he did an ok job"

"Well his comeback was "No he isn't! He almost started WW3, almost started a nuclear war with North Korea and the Doomsday Clock moved ahead to 100 minutes to midnight."

"What? How does that even make any sense? Does he know that those are all opinions? Maybe you didn't make it clear you were only talking about facts."

"No, I made it clear that let's have a discussion about facts only. He stuck to these 3 and said they were all facts."

"Damn.. he really is unintelligent."

"And now you know why I don't block him."

Your "making shit up game" is weak.

Really? Which part? That my father is a big part of my life or that I speak to him every week? The "every" week might be a little overstating. I usually speak with 4-5 times a month... but there might be 10-11 days in between calls.

You got me.

[Ashliana]

No, it would be more like:

"Hey Daddy, what are you doing?"

"I'm responding to the biggest idiot on this forum. His name is "Ashliana.""

"His name? Why would he choose the name Ashliana?"

"He has to use the Internet to escape his miserable life. He's gay and he would rather people believe he is a cute little girl."

"Oh, that's so sad!"

"Yea, you would think that, but after 13 years of him being so fucking stupid, no one likes him."

"Why don't you just block him?"

"Well then, I would miss conversations like we had the other day where I claimed Trump was the most peaceful President since Ford as evidenced by him starting zero wars and bringing armed forces home"

"That makes sense. I didn't like Trump, but in that case I think he did an ok job"

"Well his comeback was "No he isn't! He almost started WW3, almost started a nuclear war with North Korea and the Doomsday Clock moved ahead to 100 minutes to midnight."

"What? How does that even make any sense? Does he know that those are all opinions? Maybe you didn't make it clear you were only talking about facts."

"No, I made it clear that let's have a discussion about facts only. He stuck to these 3 and said they were all facts."

"Damn.. he really is unintelligent."

"And now you know why I don't block him."

No, it would be more like:

"Hey Daddy, what are you doing?"

"I'm responding to the biggest idiot on this forum. His name is "Ashliana.""

"His name? Why would he choose the name Ashliana?"

"He has to use the Internet to escape his miserable life. He's gay and he would rather people believe he is a cute little girl."

"But Dad, no. It looks like this forum is dedicated to an online roleplaying game. Even babies know that players in RPGs often play characters that don't match their IRL sex. Straight or otherwise. It looks like you're making shit up, and apparently have some kind of special issue with gay people. What's your problem with this guy specifically?"

"Well, this guy has been embarrassing me in thread after thread since 2008. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have it pointed out over and over that your world view is based on feelings? That guy posts academic research and government sources, but all I've got at my disposal are insults and second-hand propaganda I got from other people who listen to Sean Hannity rants. It isn't fair."

"Well, you don't even play that game anymore. Why are you still part of that forum?

"Did you not hear the part about him embarrassing me? You think I'm just going to let that go?"

"Why don't you just block him?"

"Because that would be letting him win. Instead, I'm going to log on each day, use the forum to stalk all his posts, and leave as many anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible, for years."

"Wow, Dad. That's not normal. It's kind of sociopathic, even. You need to stop this. Do you need to talk to a therapist?"

"Fuck that! Those people went to college! Anyway, take a look at this thread I'm really proud of -- I claimed that Trump was the most peaceful president ever based on a purposefully narrow and arbitrary look at what he's done, and this guy had the nerve to point out there's a bunch of ways that he wasn't peaceful."

"So are we just ignoring the weird, sexual nature of your endless messages to this guy......? I really think there's something that needs to be addressed here......"

"Well, anyway, had you considered the ways Trump wasn't peaceful?"

"WHO CARES IF HE WAS PEACEFUL? Anyway, his comeback was 'No he isn't! He almost started WW3, almost started a nuclear war with North Korea and the Doomsday Clock moved ahead to 100 minutes to midnight.' Those are all OPINIONS!"

"Actually, Dad, what he said was "he was threatening 'fire and fury' with North Korea on TV and Twitter, the Doomsday Clock was moved ahead because of his actions, and there lots of other examples of the panic he induced if you were interested in the subject."

"NO! THOSE ARE OPINIONS!"

"... No, Dad. If you can verify, or prove, something occurred in the past, it's a fact. You can google those things and prove they happened. ... Do you not know what facts are?"

"IT'S AN OPINION!"

"No, Dad. She's right. It's time to calm down and take a few minutes to google what fact vs. opinion is."

"Dude, Parkbandit. You can have an opinion on Trump, but the things Ashliana said are factual examples, so..."

"NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!"

"Dad, you can win by making a better argument..."

"NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!"

"Dad, this is really looking like you need to talk to somebody. Let me call Dr. Stevens and have him fit you in."

"NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN! YOU SOUND LIKE THAT OTHER RIGHT-WINGER WHO CORRECTED ME, TOO!!! WHERE'S MY AR-15?!?"

Really? Which part? That my father is a big part of my life or that I speak to him every week? The "every" week might be a little overstating. I usually speak with 4-5 times a month... but there might be 10-11 days in between calls.

You got me.

Yikes. That sixth grade reading comprehension is working out splendidly for you, as always. Perhaps you should follow the quote string back to the part where you made shit up, involving me, not you.

[Parkbandit]

"No, Dad. She's right. "

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bro.....

[Ashliana]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bro.....

I agree: your inability to wrap your pea-sized brain around opinion versus fact is hilarious.

[Parkbandit]

I agree: your inability to wrap your pea-sized brain around opinion versus fact is hilarious.

What?

No, I was laughing at you literally referring to yourself as a she.

[Parkbandit]

In before "it wus a typo!"

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[Ashliana]

What?

No

Nobody gives a shit what you were laughing at -- you're parading your own self-own around as a victory trophy with no self-awareness. That's the hilarious part.

I was laughing at you literally referring to yourself as a she.

Erm, no. That was you, desperate for a way to invalidate what I said (and the 10+ references to "he/him") based on nothing. "She" was referring to the other child in green, not "Ashliana." You'd think after thirteen years of failed attempts to double down, you'd eventually figure out that arguing in bad faith doesn't work. But you wouldn't have the champion belt if you were capable of improving, so..

[Parkbandit]

Nobody gives a shit what you were laughing at -- you're parading your own self-own around as a victory trophy with no self-awareness. That's the hilarious part.

Erm, no. That was you, desperate for a way to invalidate what I said (and the 10+ references to "he/him") based on nothing. "She" was referring to the other child in green, not "Ashliana." You'd think after thirteen years of failed attempts to double down, you'd eventually figure out that arguing in bad faith doesn't work. But you wouldn't have the champion belt if you were capable of improving, so..

There's drugs you can get on so you don't forget what sex you are.