Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Interesting take.

If immigrants are pushing for Sharia Law... there are a number of countries that offer that utopia.

It's like I didn't like New York state's politics or high taxation rates.. but instead of just living in New York and crying about it.. I moved to a state that better aligned with my views.

[Solkern]

If immigrants are pushing for Sharia Law... there are a number of countries that offer that utopia.

It's like I didn't like New York state's politics or high taxation rates.. but instead of just living in New York and crying about it.. I moved to a state that better aligned with my views.

Yup, completely agree. I like how Putin just comes out and says it. Want Sharia law? Well we don’t have it here and won’t have it here, go someplace that does. And get the fuck out of here with your it’s discrimination bullshit.


People want all the benefits of living in a western country and not adapting to their surroundings, instead they want the country/surroundings to adapt to them.

[Methais]

Yup, completely agree. I like how Putin just comes out and says it. Want Sharia law? Well we don’t have it here and won’t have it here, go someplace that does. And get the fuck out of here with your it’s discrimination bullshit.


People want all the benefits of living in a western country and not adapting to their surroundings, instead they want the country/surroundings to adapt to them.

Yet people still exist who vote democrat for some reason.

[Parkbandit]

[Methais]

The fuck?

He totally sharted, walking like that.

[Blazar]

Tucker Carlson is fake news after all...

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...gal-trump.html

[In] the context of “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” the Court finds that Mr. Carlson’s invocation of “extortion” against Ms. McDougal is nonactionable hyperbole, intended to frame the debate in the guest commentator segment that followed Mr. Carlson’s soliloquy. As Defendant notes, Mr. Carlson himself aims to “challenge political correctness and media bias.” This “general tenor” of the show should then inform a viewer that he is not “stating actual facts” about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in “exaggeration” and “non-literal commentary.” … Given Mr. Carlson’s reputation, any reasonable viewer ‘arrive[s] with an appropriate amount of skepticism’ …

Now if only his viewers were reasonable people...

[Blazar]

The fuck?

He totally sharted, walking like that.

Dude, no kidding. Does he normally walk (waddle) that way though? Holy shit that dude is in terrible shape.

[Parkbandit]

Holy Jesus.. the actual footage is even more funny. He fucking tried to tip fart at the end of his speech.. probably to crop dust Nancy Pelosi.. and shit himself.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c49096...dlers-accident

[Parkbandit]

Parkbandit. It's 9:30pm. Go to bed.

OK.

[Parkbandit]

I don't know why you'd share video as intimate as his O face when he splashes you, but it's too late now. Thank you for cutting out the X-rated part with you included.

It's very telling that when you see a guy.. you automatically think of him busting a nut.