You can't even make this shit up anymore.

Seattle mayor slams protesters for showing no 'regard for' her 'safety' as demonstrators circle her home

Rich, privileged white liberals at it again!

"You want to take over 6 city blocks and intimidate the local residents and businesses, murder people, do drugs, steal, rob, and vandalize? Sounds great! Have at it! Oh wait, you want to protest outside of my own house? Fuck that shit! You're putting me and my family's life in danger!!!"