Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

That's because they shit in the streets and don't use TP.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I went to the store today again, still no TP for my bunghole.

[Gelston]

I went to the store today again, still no TP for my bunghole.

Go to gas stations, especially ones that call themselves corner markets or whatever. No one is going to them and they usually have all that stuff.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Go to gas stations, especially ones that call themselves corner markets or whatever. No one is going to them and they usually have all that stuff.

Pro tip, ty.

Edit just to add: We actually have plenty, but with the panic going one I thought maybe I'd pick up a 12 pack or something. All those years of my family looking at me like I was crazy for being a prepper... WHOS WIPING THEIR ASS WITH TRIPLE PLY NOW, BITCHES?

[Parkbandit]

Get a bidet, you heathen, uncultured swine.

[Astray]

Get a bidet, you heathen, uncultured swine.

Seriously, they sell kits at Walmart and it takes like a minute to put everything together.

[Tgo01]

Joe Biden tweet:

If I were President, here's what I would do right now:

- Use all available authorities to turn the tide on this epidemic
- Launch a task force to ensure money rapidly gets to people who need it
- Bring leaders of Congress together to build the next deal

Could this be anymore vague?

Might as well have just added another bullet point:

-Cure this disease!

Let's not forget Biden was still calling Trump a racist and a xenophobe 3 weeks ago for shutting down travel from China, you know China, the origin of this outbreak and who recently closed down travel from all other countries.

[Tgo01]

Kavanaugh is accused of rape that happened 40+ years ago.
Alyssa Milano: Believe all women! Kavanaugh is a rapist and must not sit on the supreme court!!!!

Biden is accused of sexual assault that happened 20 years ago.
Alyssa Milano: I believe that, even though we should believe women. For so long, the go-to has been not to believe them. So really, we have to sort of societally change that mindset to believing women, but that does not mean at the expense of not giving men their due process. I don't feel comfortable throwing away a decent man that I've known for 15 years."

In other words:
Republican accused of rape? GUILTY! Must resign in shame! Threaten to kill and rape him, his wife, and his young children!!!1111
Democrat accused of rape? Let's all just calm down a minute, this is a good and decent man and he deserves due process.

Fuck her and fuck each and every Democrat out there with this bullshit mindset. You are literally ruining lives based on someone's political beliefs, and you don't even give the slightest of shits.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

No one cares about Alyssa Milano except for that dracula movie where she showed her tits. I liked that.

[beldannon5]

hmm which movie is that? lol I do love seeing some boobs. (not people in office)