Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

ICE CREAM!?!?!?! I BET IT WAS VANILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!



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[Gelston]

[Archigeek]

A typical modern faucet with an aerator uses about 1.5 gallons per minute, the recommended length of time to wash your hands is 20 seconds, so I exaggerated slightly, half a gallon of water instead of 1

Unless of course you have an older faucet which uses more like 3 gallons per minute in which case I was right on the money.

The maximum allowed flow for a bathroom sink in California is 1.2 gpm. I feel for farmers in California, digging deeper and deeper wells, and in some areas needing to desalinate at those depths. 55 gallons seems like a lot of water, but that is a pretty aggressive requirement. Can't blame California for trying to do something, with the droughts they have.

[Archigeek]

NSFW that shit man. A little warning please and thank you.

[Tgo01]

Democrats really are something else.

Trump withdraws troops from Syria, a nation that Obama invaded and occupied without congressional approval.
Democrats: OMG! Why are you withdrawing US troops from a war zone?!?! But...but our Kurd allies!!!!!!!

Trump talks about withdrawing troops from Afghanistan, a country we have been occupying for almost 2 decades now.
Democrats: OMG! Why are you withdrawing US troops from a war zone!!!! We NEED troops in Afghanistan!

Iran attacks a US drone, Trump ignores it.
Iran attacks ships in the Straight of Hormuz, Trump ignores it.
Iran attacks oil fields in Saudi Arabia, Trump ignores it.

Iran is behind the attack on a US embassy in Iraq.
Democrats: OMG! Why isn't this coward doing something?! We look so weak on the world stage.

Trump does something.
Democrats: OMG! Why does Trump want war so badly?!?!

[Tgo01]

Meanwhile the media can't suck his dead detached penis hard enough.

The New Yorker: "Suleimani, a flamboyant former construction worker and bodybuilder with snowy white hair, a dapper beard, and arching salt-and-pepper eyebrows..."

CNN: "Qasem Soleimani, who was killed by a US airstrike ordered by President Donald Trump at Baghdad International Airport on Friday, was hailed as a hero in Iran -- brave, charismatic and beloved by the troops. "

Washington Post: "For Iranians whose icons since the Islamic Revolution have been stern-faced clergy, Gen. Qassem Soleimani was a popular figure of national resilience in the face of four decades of U.S. pressure."

He was a ruthless terrorist who killed hundreds of Americans, thousands of Muslims, and was personally responsible for a lot of the destabilization in the region. Fuck each and every person defending this piece of shit or mentioning a single kind word about him.

[Tgo01]

Democrats are now worried that Iran will activate sleeper cells in the US to avenge the terrorist's death.

Wait...there are Islamic sleeper cells in the US ready to carry out large scale terrorist attacks at a moment's notice? But...but that can't be! Democrats have assured us that white supremacy is the biggest threat facing our country!!!!!

[TrumpTweets]

Democrats are now worried that Iran will activate sleeper cells in the US to avenge the terrorist's death.

Wait...there are Islamic sleeper cells in the US ready to carry out large scale terrorist attacks at a moment's notice? But...but that can't be! Democrats have assured us that white supremacy is the biggest threat facing our country!!!!!

More than one ideology can be a threat to our own ideology at a time. For example, education is a threat to conservative ideology, and so is justice.

[Tgo01]

More than one ideology can be a threat to our own ideology at a time. For example, education is a threat to conservative ideology, and so is justice.

I said "biggest" threat. For someone accusing others of not having much education it sure seems your reading comprehension can use a little work.

[Jeril]

More than one ideology can be a threat to our own ideology at a time. For example, education is a threat to conservative ideology, and so is justice.

Education is a threat to Democrats as well. Most of their wants and desires aren't grounded anywhere near reality. Any true education likely would help Republicans more just because they are more center than the Democrats appear to be.

You mean the justice that doesn't really touch either side of the political spectrum? Plenty of corruption and misdeeds done on both sides. We really should vote everyone out of office and make term limits a real thing for everyone but this would require too much effort.