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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    No women in a Star Wars show to ruin it? I might actually start watching.
    No Homo?


    Because Slave Leia was ok with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Rogue View Post
    No Homo?


    Because Slave Leia was ok with me.
    Leia was the only woman we needed in the Star Wars franchise.

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    In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose

    WASHINGTON, D.C.—The impeachment hearings have been thrown into chaos after President Trump announced that he supports impeachment, forcing Democrats to oppose their own impeachment inquiry.

    "Impeachment? I'm for it. Great idea. Best idea, maybe ever," he said, adding that he's "getting kinda sick of all this winning anyway."

    "Sure, why not. Impeach me. I love it. Whatever. Now I'm gonna go watch Joker again. Great film. What's that guy's name? Phoenix something. Bob Phoenix, that's it. Tremendous actor---absolutely perfect."

    Democrats quickly condemned his statements. Pelosi said, "It's clear that Trump wants to be impeached because he's not good at being president. Well, we're going to show him a thing or two by forcing him to stay in the White House and finish out his term."

    "And Joker is alt-right propaganda," she said, falling for Trump's ploy to make Dems condemn one of the most successful, beloved films of the year.

    One pundit on CNN suggested that Trump is supporting impeachment at the request of Putin or the guy from Ukraine or "whichever conspiracy thing we're pushing this month, I forget."

    At publishing time, Democrats had also withdrawn from the 2020 race to teach Trump a lesson.

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    Holy shit! I thought this was fake when I first watched it but some news sites are reporting it as real.



    I think Eric Swalwell perfectly summed up the Democrats' impeachment probe.

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    That guy ran for president...
    http://www.usdebtclock.org/
    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

    "Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
    -Superracist, Joe Biden

    “If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
    -My favorite liberal

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    You remove a pair of oval ora-framed spectacles with pale grey lenses from in your ebon linen vest.

    You unfold the earpieces of your spectacles.

    You put on a pair of oval ora-framed spectacles with pale grey lenses.

    You think to yourself, "Deal with it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    ROFL @ Mr I-only-visit-the-FINEST-amateur-porn-sites and being smug about it.

    Yeah, go you.
    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Why do you have some other guy's wife's ass as your avatar anyway? Is this some show of e-peen domination over him or just you being your usually creepy as fuck self?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Why do you have some other guy's wife's ass as your avatar anyway?
    He was trolling for attention and used his 3rd wife to do it. I thought I could help him.

    Is this some show of e-peen domination over him
    Well, I'm no self proclaimed "Internet Warrior" like yourself... so no.

    or just you being your usually creepy as fuck self?
    Like everything else, it flew well over your head...
    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    ROFL @ Mr I-only-visit-the-FINEST-amateur-porn-sites and being smug about it.

    Yeah, go you.
    Did you change your homepage to something other than www.nudekidsunder12.com yet?
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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