In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The impeachment hearings have been thrown into chaos after President Trump announced that he supports impeachment, forcing Democrats to oppose their own impeachment inquiry.
"Impeachment? I'm for it. Great idea. Best idea, maybe ever," he said, adding that he's "getting kinda sick of all this winning anyway."
"Sure, why not. Impeach me. I love it. Whatever. Now I'm gonna go watch Joker again. Great film. What's that guy's name? Phoenix something. Bob Phoenix, that's it. Tremendous actor---absolutely perfect."
Democrats quickly condemned his statements. Pelosi said, "It's clear that Trump wants to be impeached because he's not good at being president. Well, we're going to show him a thing or two by forcing him to stay in the White House and finish out his term."
"And Joker is alt-right propaganda," she said, falling for Trump's ploy to make Dems condemn one of the most successful, beloved films of the year.
One pundit on CNN suggested that Trump is supporting impeachment at the request of Putin or the guy from Ukraine or "whichever conspiracy thing we're pushing this month, I forget."
At publishing time, Democrats had also withdrawn from the 2020 race to teach Trump a lesson.
Holy shit! I thought this was fake when I first watched it but some news sites are reporting it as real.
I think Eric Swalwell perfectly summed up the Democrats' impeachment probe.
That guy ran for president...
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"Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
-Superracist, Joe Biden
“If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
-My favorite liberal
You remove a pair of oval ora-framed spectacles with pale grey lenses from in your ebon linen vest.
You unfold the earpieces of your spectacles.
You put on a pair of oval ora-framed spectacles with pale grey lenses.
You think to yourself, "Deal with it."
Why do you have some other guy's wife's ass as your avatar anyway? Is this some show of e-peen domination over him or just you being your usually creepy as fuck self?
He was trolling for attention and used his 3rd wife to do it. I thought I could help him.
Well, I'm no self proclaimed "Internet Warrior" like yourself... so no.Is this some show of e-peen domination over him
Like everything else, it flew well over your head...or just you being your usually creepy as fuck self?