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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    To be fair the real news is so absurd these days that the Babylon Bee comes off as a legit news source.
    Medical Examiner Declares Death of News a Suicide.
    I found it funny.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
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    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Jesu Christo!
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    Methais isn't even on my level bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Like seriously... how does your staff allow you to send such a retarded thing? It makes you looks:

    1) Like you have no idea what is going on.
    2) You are just spit-balling shit out and hoping something is an intelligent idea
    3) Are hoping no one fact checks your stupidity.
    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Like seriously... how does your staff allow you to send such a retarded thing? It makes you looks:

    1) Like you have no idea what is going on.
    2) You are just spit-balling shit out and hoping something is an intelligent idea
    3) Are hoping no one fact checks your stupidity.
    The thing is the left has zero shame anymore so they don't care if they are caught in an outright lie. This is happening more and more frequently with the left: just say something completely retarded then when you're proven to be wrong don't even recognize the retarded thing you said and move on to the next talking point.

    Look at the shit with that recent police shooting, the pundits all over MSNBC and CNN were saying it was another white supremacist shooting before any information had come out. As soon as they found out it was a black man they immediately moved on to the next talking point, when it came out the man was also a Muslim they really tried to pretend the shooting never happened.
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    Larry Kudlow megadrunk on Fox the other day:

    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Larry Kudlow megadrunk on Fox the other day:

    Didn't someone "doctor" a video in a similar manner about Hillary and CNN and MSNBC lost their minds over it so much that YouTube and Twitter banned the video, then CNN and MSNBC went after Facebook for not removing the video? Double standards still exist I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Larry Kudlow megadrunk on Fox the other day:

    I sometimes forget how much I want to bang Dana Perino.

    I did not forget today.
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I sometimes forget how much I want to bang Dana Perino.

    I did not forget today.
    I want to bang most of the female journalists on Fox News. Julia Banderas used to be smoking, but she has... Grown.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I want to bang most of the female journalists on Fox News. Julia Banderas used to be smoking, but she has... Grown.























    Last edited by Methais; 08-22-2019 at 08:46 AM.
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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