Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

I'm not sure this is political, but it makes me laugh.

The rich are paying to get their kids into USC, because someone sold them a load of shit it's a good school. LMAO. Now they have bonds greater than some of the worst pieces of shits in DC.

The Hollywood elite are literally so far out of touch with reality, they will spend half a million dollars to give the APPEARANCE their children are in college. These are the "leaders" of the liberal movements.

One of these criminals children had to get off the USC board members billionaires yacht while her mom was being charged.

Meanwhile, Jussie Smollett pleaded not guilty today.

Again, you are welcome, Virginia. Two blackface white dudes and a rapist can't stay in the news with all this bullshit going on.

Felicity Huffman got the Roger Stone treatment, except the FBI forgot to call CNN first.

Felicity Huffman awoke to FBI agents with guns drawn at her L.A. home in college cheating raid

[Parkbandit]

I don't know if they're lying. What are the stats you're pulling from and who's reporting them?

What I'm saying is that I've lived and worked in that area all my life, from the bottom to the top(well, middle), and even working on a farm at the age of 12 in Jersey, where it's cheaper, I made close to $15 an hour. You can't afford to rent a cardboard box in Hoboken on less than $15 an hour and work in NYC. Half your paycheck would get wiped out just commuting back and forth.

Most restaurants pay under the minimum because they are a tipped position.

Stop being retarded just to fill some void.

[Tgo01]

Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said on Thursday that he will oppose President Trump's emergency declaration to build the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

"I will today vote for the resolution of disapproval. This is a vote for the constitution and for the balance of powers that is at its core," Romney said in a statement.

Romney is the sixth Republican senator to say he will vote for the resolution of disapproval, which is getting a vote in the Senate later Thursday.

In addition to Romney, Sens. Susan Collins (R-Maine), Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska), Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), Mike Lee (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (R-Ky.) had already announced they would support the resolution.

Shortly after Romney made his announcement, Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) became the seventh Republican to say they will vote to block Trump's resolution

Tillis flipped, he will be backing Trump now.

Still enough senators to pass it but not nearly enough to survive a veto.

[Gelston]

Tillis flipped, he will be backing Trump now.

Still enough senators to pass it but not nearly enough to survive a veto.

I'm pretty sure Cicero is those Republican Senators right there.

[Gelston]

[Ashlander]

Eh at least Obama won his senate race.

[Gelston]

Eh at least Obama won his senate race.

He would have too if it weren't for those pesky.. . um.. Adults in Texas I guess.

[Parkbandit]

Already... promises broken...

[Methais]

[Androidpk]

Beto was a member of the cDc