Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Wrathbringer]

Probably. But much like with everything else, he's really bad at google too. So bad that he found my super secret hideout in a gym class at some high school in New Orleans.

I wonder if they ever received a subpoena.

I heard from an anonymous source that he became a cybersecurity expert after he helped his grandma change her wifi password and she was like "I knew you'd know how to do this, you're an expert!" and he was like "Thanks grandma! Yeah! I'm an expert! A cybersecurity expert!"

Then stole $20 out of her purse and cursed her for loudly masturbating on his way out the door.

Fixed.

[Methais]

They did but it was in crayola.

That C+ hangs from a fridge to this day.

[Methais]

Fixed.

[ClydeR]

Russia is taking Earth's magnetic core. It sounds like something a Batman villain would do. Is it a coincidence that the government shut down at exactly the same time the magnetic core started moving toward Russia? Think about it.

But, according to the science journal Nature, something strange is going on deep down below.

It’s causing the magnetic North Pole to “skitter” away from Canada, towards Siberia.

“The magnetic pole is moving so quickly that it has forced the world’s geomagnetism experts into a rare move,” Nature reports.

On January 30 (delayed due to the US Government shutdown), the World Magnetic Model — which governs modern navigation systems — is due to undergo an urgent update.

This model is a vital component of systems ranging from geopositioning systems used to navigate ships through to smartphone trackers and maps.

The current model was expected to be valid until 2020. But the magnetic pole began to shift so quickly that the model had to be fixed — now.

“They realized that it was so inaccurate that it was about to exceed the acceptable (safe) limit for navigational errors,” Nature reports.

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[RichardCranium]

A ClydeR post in the facepalm thread is meta as fuck.

[Parkbandit]

Russia is taking Earth's magnetic core. It sounds like something a Batman villain would do. Is it a coincidence that the government shut down at exactly the same time the magnetic core started moving toward Russia? Think about it.

[Parkbandit]

[Fortybox]

[Astray]

What the FUCK California?

W H Y

[Taernath]

Don't AIDs me bro