Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Ashliana]

"We've learned that federal prosecutors here in New York City -- not Bob Mueller and his team in Washington DC -- career prosecutors in New York City -- have evidence that the President of the United States committed a felony, by ordering and paying Michael Cohen to break the law. How do we know that? They told that to a federal judge. Under the rules, they can't tell that to a federal judge unless they actually have that hardcore evidence. Under the rules, they can't tell that to a federal judge unless they intend to DO something with that evidence."

-Fox's top legal analyst today.

[Androidpk]

Unlike the Titanic, Trump isn't going down, he's going to soar higher than ever, like the Hindenburg.

[Candor]

"We've learned that federal prosecutors here in New York City -- not Bob Mueller and his team in Washington DC -- career prosecutors in New York City -- have evidence that the President of the United States committed a felony, by ordering and paying Michael Cohen to break the law. How do we know that? They told that to a federal judge. Under the rules, they can't tell that to a federal judge unless they actually have that hardcore evidence. Under the rules, they can't tell that to a federal judge unless they intend to DO something with that evidence."

-Fox's top legal analyst today.

I thought you snowflake types didn't trust FoxNews.

[Parkbandit]

I thought you snowflake types didn't trust FoxNews.

Only when they agree with it.. then they will be all like "See! Even Fox News says so!"

Otherwise it's "Oh, FAUX NEWS!"

[Androidpk]

I thought you snowflake types didn't trust FoxNews.

Oh they're still garbage it's just hilarious watching Fox turn on Trump and point out the ugly truth to make the MAGA bots start squirming.

[Tgo01]

Still waiting for someone to point out which evidence is being discussed other than Cohen's lying testimony he would be providing while in an orange jumpsuit?

[Androidpk]

Corroborating testimony from other people, documents, e-mails, taped conversations, bank statements.

[Tgo01]

Corroborating testimony from other people, documents, e-mails, taped conversations, bank statements.

This just you guessing or you have a link to share?

[Candor]

Corroborating testimony from other people, documents, e-mails, taped conversations, bank statements.

Maybe, but so far I don't know of anyone formally announcing such evidence against the President. I'll just wait and see (like I did when Clinton was projected to win the election...).

[Tgo01]

Maybe, but so far I don't know of anyone formally announcing such evidence against the President.

I think Androidpk and Ashliana are confused about this, just because Cohen, who is now a convicted criminal in jail for lying, said the payments were to help win the election doesn't make it so.

Trump could say the payments were to spare embarrassing him and his family. He didn't even have to fuck them in order to pay them hush money. If someone claims I had sex with them and they are going to tell every news outlet in the nation I have every right to pay her some money to keep her quiet so it doesn't hurt me or my family.

This has been doing on for decades now, but suddenly when Trump does it it's a crime because the far left is desperate for Trump to be charged with a crime. ANY crime. Please Mr. Mueller person? Please find ANY crime to charge Trump with!

Oh and be sure to throw your star witness in jail for lying after you find the crime.