Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Androidpk]

So again... what exactly did I fabricate?

That I have to beg people for jobs. That I move from place to place sleeping on people's couches. The rest is you regurgitating shit that isn't true. Whatever helps you sleep easier at night though.

[Parkbandit]

That I have to beg people for jobs.

That's probably fair. You don't have to beg people for jobs.

You were unemployed for months and were too lazy to look for a job, but finally landed that big gig at Goodwill.

That I move from place to place sleeping on people's couches.

That's not true? I don't know enough about it.. just that you have begged at least 2 people on these forums to let you crash there.

The rest is you regurgitating shit that isn't true. Whatever helps you sleep easier at night though.

What other things aren't true?

You DID complain that diethx masturbated too loudly because you were in your room for weeks on end.

You DID sleep with a married woman and made fun of her husband.

You DID steal from her after you broke up.

At least mine has some factual basis to them... unlike yours that I have a gf that works at McDonalds and I am divorced.

[Androidpk]

At least mine has some factual basis to them... unlike yours that I have a gf that works at McDonalds and I am divorced.

You have zero factual basis behind any of that. Try harder troll. Or just keep spouting the same baseless BS you have been for the past 5+ years.

[Wrathbringer]

That I have to beg people for jobs. That I move from place to place sleeping on people's couches. The rest is you regurgitating shit that isn't true. Whatever helps you sleep easier at night though.

So you deny being aggravated with a woman masturbating loudly and proudly?

[Parkbandit]

You have zero factual basis behind any of that. Try harder troll. Or just keep spouting the same baseless BS you have been for the past 5+ years.

But I do have a factual basis.. given the threads I linked. You admitted to most of it. The others were claimed by the people you fucked over.

I would most certainly trust their claims over your "I'm Innocent! I'm the victim here" bullshit.

[Parkbandit]

Now.. I have to go do two inspections now. If you need me to pull specific posts out of those threads to show my "factual basis" I can easily do that.

It's a fun read and continues to illustrate what a piece of garbage you are.

[Androidpk]

Poor parkbandit confused once again, has no idea of the definition of factual.

[Parkbandit]

Poor parkbandit confused once again, has no idea of the definition of factual.

Really? Ok:

You were unemployed for months and were too lazy to look for a job, but finally landed that big gig at Goodwill.

From the person you mooched off:

You took advantage of that by letting me pay for your shit until you finally went to CCF and had some cash to throw my way and start paying your half of the rent and electric. It took you two months to get a job, mostly because you spent 80% of your time holed up in your bedroom, 18% in the kitchen cooking, and the other 2% looking for jobs. I offered to drive you wherever you wanted to go, for hours, just so you could pound the pavement and find work. You took me up on that offer once, for about two hours. I even offered to change my hours at work if you could find a job near my office and your hours needed accommodating, as you didn't have a car. You never left the fucking house, so I had pretty much zero time alone.

You DID complain that diethx masturbated too loudly because you were in your room for weeks on end.

From the jackass himself:

And yes I did hear you masturbate and it was gross.

You DID sleep with a married woman and made fun of her husband.

I don't think this is in doubt.. is it? Or are you saying you didn't?

You DID steal from her after you broke up.

Again.. from the jackass's mouth:

Talking me into cleaning out her GS account

You're such a victim. diethx talked you into it!

[Parkbandit]

You keep denying shit you've already admitted. Just like having a successful life: You're really bad at this.

[Androidpk]

You keep denying shit you've already admitted. Just like having a successful life: You're really bad at this.

I've admitted to having an affair with a married women, yes. Big fucking deal. I admitted I overheard diethx in her room one night as I was trying to sleep. Big fucking deal. I admitted to stealing shit? No, I admitted taking a couple of items that were mine off a shared account. I admitted that Diethx (who was feuding with msconstrew) wanted me to take all of her shit, which I didn't. I admitted to begging for a job? No. I admitted to begging 2 people for a place to crash? Nope, not even 1 person. Diethx reached out to me on 2 different occasions because she was looking for a room mate (to split the rent). I said no the first time and yes the second.

Try harder loser. Until then keep on trolling.