Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

Pretty sure Methamphetamines is Italiano. Slants usually don’t end up this low on the loser spectrum.

Haha, Necro doesn't get let in on inside jokes.

[Methais]

Haha, Necro doesn't get let in on inside jokes.

Necro trying to call anyone else at all a loser is great.

In other news, I didn't know that Necro and 9 of his friends were state senators until just now.

[Parkbandit]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...r-billionaire/

That would literally make me laugh if it happened.. but I doubt it will.

[Methais]

I hope it does. Shit would be hilarious and southern CA would turn to even more shit faster than The Flash can take a dump. Which I would assume is extremely fast, since he's The Flash.

More information can be found here.

[Fortybox]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...r-billionaire/

That would literally make me laugh if it happened.. but I doubt it will.

Hey, you never know. That would be awesome.

[cwolff]

The Parkland, Fla., teacher who volunteered to carry a gun in school after the deadly Feb. 14 massacre was arrested Sunday for leaving his loaded gun in a public bathroom, the Miami Herald reported Wednesday.

Sean Simpson, a chemistry teacher at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, left his loaded Glock 9 mm in the bathroom of a Deerfield Beach Pier on Sunday, the the Herald stated stated, citing a Broward County Sheriff’s Office report.

Simpson said he left the gun by mistake and that when he went back for it, Joseph Spataro, described as a vagrant according to the sheriff's report cited by the Herald, had already found it and fired it.

WTF. I think this responsible gun owner has been removed from the NRA Christmas card list.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...mpression=true

[Gelston]

http://dailysnark.com/police-sketch-...011-tom-brady/

[Wrathbringer]

http://dailysnark.com/police-sketch-...011-tom-brady/

I just said that in the thread where latrinso-I mean clyder posted the pic! lol

[Androidpk]

[cwolff]

For his part, Trump has repeatedly hurled insulting tweets at Comey, such as calling him a “slime ball,” in the run-up to the release of his book, challenging accusations made in the book and the author’s integrity.

“He’s Tweeted at me probably 50 times. I’ve been gone for a year,” Comey said. “I’m like a breakup he can’t get over.”

LMAO. Nice one Jim.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-us..._medium=Social