Hint: "hurrr, you're being successfully trolled" isn't very good trolling. I'd say "Stay retarded, Wrathbringer," but, well.. Y'know.
Except "ageism" isn't recognized as a thing except among the fringiest of the fringe left, whereas you have a decade-plus, extensive history of classic bigotry. Oh,
wait! You
actually thought you were making a convincing argument?
Even if I were a hypocrite (

), you'd still be a bigot, which doesn't change anything that I said. Kudos, though, on your simultaneous belief that "LAWL LIEBRUHLS ESS JAY DUBBLEYEWS ARE SNOWFLAKES" while trying to pull that with no sense of irony or shame.