How can anyone possibly think it's a good idea to stand 40 feet away from an exploding lawnmower?
How can anyone possibly think it's a good idea to stand 40 feet away from an exploding lawnmower?
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Yeah, should been 41 feet away.Originally Posted by Tgo01
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Exactly, that extra foot might have saved his foot.
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He probably had the blade engaged too.
And ran to the location with scissors.
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Why is it that so many Darwin Awards candidates survive?!?!
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You don't have to die to win a Darwin award, just lose the ability to reproduce.
So this guy isn't a candidate unless he lost his balls, too.
Last edited by Taernath; 03-28-2016 at 04:11 PM.
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This guy is the perfect candidate for breeding, who would argue against having a resistance to explosions and shit?
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What part of AUAGUAUGAUGAUAH BLEW MAH LEG OWWWAAAFFFF!!!!! indicates that he has explosion resist?
Last edited by Methais; 03-30-2016 at 08:45 AM.
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He's still alive, hence the resistant rather than explosion proof. Though I'm sure after generations of breeding the blast resistant humans into the bloodline we will reach blast proof. Considering we have only had the ability to use explosives for 700 years or so, another 10,000 years of breeding blast resistant humans and we will be there, I'm sure of it. People like this make this venture promising:
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So that's what those towelheads are up to! I knew there had to be some legit reason behind their blowing themselves up. They're trying to fast-track evolution!
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