Don't try to one up my misfortune!Originally Posted by Astray
Black Mamba
Don't try to one up my misfortune!
Too late, fucker! I WIN BY HORRIBLE SELF-INJURY
Black Mamba
Only if it happened today.
Naw. Happened a while ago so technically you win, today. Still, makes me frown whenever I remember.
What were you doing with two rocks?
Senior Member
PB: One day you'll need this number: 988.
Aaaw, that's horrible. I still laughed though. Good work.
Black Mamba
Had a fire outside tonight after the Pats game. After I lit it I leaned backwards and put my hand on one of the rocks surrounding the firepit. Said rock was loose and rolled and crushed my finger against another rock. My 3 year old nephew started laughing at me and said, "Haha, I didn't get hurt cause I'm batman!"
You is dumb.
Also, the appropriate response to your 3 year old nephew claiming he was Batman would be to pick him up and drop his spine across your knee. Just as he's about to black out from the intense pain of his newly shattered spine you whisper, "And I am Bane."
Black Mamba
Hah, I actually did give him a faux pile driver.
Tattler
I was home today and the phone rang three times with one of those recorded IRS scams, stating that I had to call right away as the IRS was filing a lawsuit against me. After the third call I was pissed and called the number to tell them to go screw themselves. The Indian accent of the person I spoke to was so thick I could barely understand his words, and I just hung up.
I'm trying to figure out how anyone can be scammed by someone who can barely speak the English language...
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