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    No. He just broke up with his gf a couple of weeks ago, and I refuse to be a rebound. I'm a working professional now okay, and I'm too old for those shenanigans.

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    But give me 5 jager bombs and some rope, and perhaps a slurpee and we can talk then.
    Last edited by iJin; 06-25-2015 at 12:36 AM. Reason: fuck mac autocorrect

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    Quote Originally Posted by iJin View Post
    some rope, and perhaps a slurpee
    As if you REALLY need rope to give a guy a slurpee.

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    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    You'd think these chicks would be familiar enough with dick to notice that the flag is covered with dildo drawings.
    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    You'd think these chicks would be familiar enough with dick to notice that the flag is covered with dildo drawings.
    They are terrorist dildos.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Candor thinking gay men are biochemists.

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    If you have an iPhone, ask Siri "What is 0 divided by 0"
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    If you have an iPhone, ask Siri "What is 0 divided by 0"
    Damn, Siri is mean

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