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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    Everyone who does this should go to secret double jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    Everyone who does this should go to jail.
    Don't fuck with the people who cook your food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    Don't fuck with the people who cook your food.


    THIS a thousand times over. DO NOT FUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO MAKE THINGS YOU CONSUME.
    Freedom... is the ability to challenge yourself far beyond the constraints of traditional rule and order. We draw strength from our passions... we're driven by desire... even hatred can be a worthy ally when used against an enemy... and yet, we are told to turn our backs on these things... the very feelings, emotions... that make us all... human.

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    The wisdom of fucking with those who prepare your food isn't the point. Latrinsorm is absolutely correct. Anyone who fucks with food should spend time in prison. It's an assault.
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    I like penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    The wisdom of fucking with those who prepare your food isn't the point. Latrinsorm is absolutely correct. Anyone who fucks with food should spend time in prison. It's an assault.
    The cook in me agrees and disagrees. I'll leave it at that.

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    As "just desserts" as it is, I agree that you really shouldn't fuck with people's food. Shit is dangerous.
    I got that job, by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    Don't fuck with the people who cook your food.
    Something I've seen that trumps that a bunch is when people fuck with a cop's food. That can be a felony. Think about that before you get pissed off at a customer and fuck with their food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Something I've seen that trumps that a bunch is when people fuck with a cop's food. That can be a felony. Think about that before you get pissed off at a customer and fuck with their food.
    Nobody is stupid enough to fuck with a cops food. Luckily, many of them drop by in uniform for a discount and we get told by Servers or Managers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    Nobody is stupid enough to fuck with a cops food. Luckily, many of them drop by in uniform for a discount and we get told by Servers or Managers.
    Heh, one cop sued Burger King after discovering a glob of spit on his hamburger for "emotional distress". Got a sweet check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Heh, one cop sued Burger King after discovering a glob of spit on his hamburger for "emotional distress". Got a sweet check.
    Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said 'nobody'. People who aren't complete morons don't fuck with a cops food.

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