Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[JackWhisper]

I remember a few instances where a customer sent stuff back and the guys in back just fucking sabotaged it to the point that the customer just said 'fuck it', paid their tab and left. I've learned that unless a dish is disgusting, don't send shit back. And if it is disgusting, get out as quickly as possible.

Nah, that's no fun.

You have to do it so it's an art. That way they eat it. And don't know better. Then everyone in back is laughing, and morale is improved. Yay morale!

[Ker_Thwap]

So if I say, "I want to slice your throat and bathe in the resulting blood fountain" it's not as serious because I posted it in the "Laugh" thread?

Oh I can have fun with that.

https://www.google.com/search?q=hp+l...w=1024&bih=504

[Astray]

Nah, that's no fun.

You have to do it so it's an art. That way they eat it. And don't know better. Then everyone in back is laughing, and morale is improved. Yay morale!

No no, the guy who did it made fuck sure they ate it. Our line cook was a master at covering stuff up. I remember this one old guy who was a total prick. He sent everything from his table back because his food wasn't cooked to his liking. It was so bad that my manager at the time was like "Guys, I'm gonna step outside for a smoke. This guy is that much of a pain my ass. Sometimes I wish I could serve people like that awful food."

Now anyone who has worked in a place that has something that deals with wood smoked meat can probably tell you that there's a bin to keep the wood in. It's filled with water and after a few days, reeks of raw sewage. The cook at the time dropped the guys meat in there for about 10 minutes. Went about his business before coming back, fishing the meat out and using the black rag we use to wipe down the grill with to 'clean it off'. It was putrid and the guy took a bite, gagged and ran to the bathroom. It was amazing.

[Wrathbringer]

It's sad that this is true, but it's damn near 100% is the case. People that are willing to pitch a fucking fit will always get a better deal when interacting with service related issues.

These people are also more likely to be assaulted, so there's that. It's a trade off, I guess.

[Tisket]

https://www.google.com/search?q=hp+l...w=1024&bih=504

That is a fucking awesome page of GIS.

[Ker_Thwap]

That is a fucking awesome page of GIS.

I expect your angry ranting in the laugh folder to be equally amusing, get to it!

[Tisket]

I expect your angry ranting in the laugh folder to be equally amusing, get to it!

I don't rant. I'm more a quiet plotter.

[Latrinsorm]

Nah, that's no fun. You have to do it so it's an art. That way they eat it. And don't know better. Then everyone in back is laughing, and morale is improved. Yay morale!

Now anyone who has worked in a place that has something that deals with wood smoked meat can probably tell you that there's a bin to keep the wood in. It's filled with water and after a few days, reeks of raw sewage. The cook at the time dropped the guys meat in there for about 10 minutes. Went about his business before coming back, fishing the meat out and using the black rag we use to wipe down the grill with to 'clean it off'. It was putrid and the guy took a bite, gagged and ran to the bathroom. It was amazing.

Everyone who does this should go to jail.

[Wrathbringer]

Everyone who does this should go to jail.

And endure face sharting.

[Latrinsorm]

And endure face sharting.

Everyone who does this should go to secret double jail.