Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today

[Warriorbird]

If by logic you mean blatant lies, yes.

Also, as far as "talking you into clearing out her account", you didn't even fucking tell me about it until you did it. I never would have suggested such a thing, because I knew you'd get caught and that would end your source of income with which to pay me rent (CCF). Are you going to tell me next that I told you to stupidly lie to the GMs about who emptied the account when they knew it came from an ISP in Atlanta?

Why would she lie about this?

Oh and as far as my masturbating being gross, if you'd gotten your lazy fuck ass out of the apartment once or twice a week you wouldn't have had to hear it.

This just seems evident. I still can't believe you complained/complain about a woman getting off.