Dumb things conservatives say:

[Parkbandit]

Because a bunch of conservatives rationalize something really hard doesn't mean that it didn't happen. Keller's point wasn't even about that though, which is the most amusing part.

WTF? Here's the original post:

Rush Limbaugh thinks Robin Williams killed himself because he is a liberal.

tgo01 said it was about Rush Limbaugh stating that Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal. You said that wasn't Keller's point.

Precisely.. what was Keller's point then? No riddles or backtracking or anything you normally do to get out of a stupid post. Just answer the question.

[Warriorbird]

WTF? Here's the original post:



tgo01 said it was about Rush Limbaugh stating that Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal. You said that wasn't Keller's point.

Precisely.. what was Keller's point then? No riddles or backtracking or anything you normally do to get out of a stupid post. Just answer the question.

It'd spoil it. Check the other posts.

[Parkbandit]

Drowning?

Y'all can't read a paragraph and understand a man's very simple point and, because I can, I'm drowning?

Either you are reading far too much into it or you have a different transcript where Rush Limbaugh actually stated that Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal.

Like I previously stated, I don't disagree with you... if I turned to liberalism as my core political belief, I would want to kill myself because I obviously suffered some sort of brain aneurysm where most of my brain is not functioning.

[Tgo01]

It'd spoil it. Check the other posts.

The only possible thing I can think of you're referring to is his original post regarding this:

Rush Limbaugh thinks Robin Williams killed himself because he is a liberal.

Unhappiness is a liberal trait, says the drug addict.

Saying it's ironic that the right leaning "drug addict" is saying unhappiness is a liberal trait.

I mean, okay, sure. Maybe that's what Keller's main focus was on (doubtful) but even if that's the case he still said Rush said Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal. He has even reiterated this at least twice since then.

[Parkbandit]

It'd spoil it. Check the other posts.

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Not like we didn't see this coming.

[Warriorbird]

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Not like we didn't see this coming.

Not my fault you can't read. There's even a conservative tinged context clue.

[Tgo01]

For once I'm going to attempt to solve a WB riddle just to prove he's full of malarkey.

Here are all of Keller's posts regarding this up until WB made his initial "that wasn't what Keller said" post.

Rush Limbaugh thinks Robin Williams killed himself because he is a liberal.

Unhappiness is a liberal trait, says the drug addict.

My next contribution to the "Dumb things conservatives say" thread:

Serious question - do you really not get it, or are you just trying to troll?

If it is the former, I'm happy to explain it to you.

Rush is saying Williams had everything and, because he is a leftist, he was still sad and angry.

Please PM me your mailing address and I'll send your tuition invoice.

Thanks and have a great semester in Keller's Remedial Reading Comprehension!

ParkBandit and Tgo1 can read. You would think they could understand the words that they are reading, but they cannot. If I had to describe the capability of conservatives to comprehend what they read, I'd say that they ignore the plain meaning of a communication if they don't like that meaning. They're always making up the meaning of what people say and write, they can never comprehend the plain meaning of a person's communication.

He very specifically said he thinks Rush said Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal.

He very heavily implied this one other time.

He mentioned conservatives twice; once when referring to the title of this thread and again when saying conservatives can't read.

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Okay I got nothing. Can I at least use my 50/50 lifeline, WB?

[Warriorbird]

For once I'm going to attempt to solve a WB riddle just to prove he's full of malarkey.

Here are all of Keller's posts regarding this up until WB made his initial "that wasn't what Keller said" post.











He very specifically said he thinks Rush said Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal.

He very heavily implied this one other time.

He mentioned conservatives twice; once when referring to the title of this thread and again when saying conservatives can't read.

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Okay I got nothing. Can I at least use my 50/50 lifeline, WB?

Last post.

[Tgo01]

Last post.

ParkBandit and Tgo1 can read. You would think they could understand the words that they are reading, but they cannot. If I had to describe the capability of conservatives to comprehend what they read, I'd say that they ignore the plain meaning of a communication if they don't like that meaning. They're always making up the meaning of what people say and write, they can never comprehend the plain meaning of a person's communication.

Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

I'm still lost though.

If Keller wanted to make this a point about how conservatives make up the meaning of what they read then why did he post this in the "Dumb things conservatives say" and say what Rush said? Why didn't he even quote what Rush said so we conservatives would have a chance to misread what we're reading?

So many holes in your theory, WB. I can't help but feel you're making this up

[Warriorbird]

Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

I'm still lost though.

If Keller wanted to make this a point about how conservatives make up the meaning of what they read then why did he post this in the "Dumb things conservatives say" and say what Rush said? Why didn't he even quote what Rush said so we conservatives would have a chance to misread what we're reading?

So many holes in your theory, WB. I can't help but feel you're making this up

He produced illustrations of it in a thread about conservatives saying dumb things. He didn't have to include anything