Sexual Abstinence...

[pabstblueribbon]

Women...

Maybe you should buy her a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.















*quoted from the quatrains of khalain

[Delias]

I'm always very wary about fucking the intoxicated. I knew a girl who was a total slut when she got drunk and then literally every time she fucked a guy, she'd tell me she thought she was raped. This happened seriously no less than 10 times before she finally just realized she was a whore. On the other hand, if its someone you can actually trust, get high as a fucking kite and hit it like its never been hit before.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm always very wary about fucking the intoxicated. I knew a girl who was a total slut when she got drunk and then literally every time she fucked a guy, she'd tell me she thought she was raped. This happened seriously no less than 10 times before...

And I've figured out that that's exactly what I'm dealing with. There's a reason she's on anti-psychotics.

I have to grow a sack tomorrow and tell her to bounce. For this sort've behavior to be perpetuated ... It could, like PB said, kill her.

She already did a nice job clogging my toilet and slipping onto the side of her head on the wet tiles. Yeah -- pass me the fertilizer, it's time to grow my scrotum. There's gonna be trees growing out of this motherfucker.

[Kuyuk]

And I've figured out that that's exactly what I'm dealing with. There's a reason she's on anti-psychotics.

I have to grow a sack tomorrow and tell her to bounce. For this sort've behavior to be perpetuated ... It could, like PB said, kill her.

She already did a nice job clogging my toilet and slipping onto the side of her head on the wet tiles. Yeah -- pass me the fertilizer, it's time to grow my scrotum. There's gonna be trees growing out of this motherfucker.

Damn, you packed her shit tight dude!!

(But next time, make her purge before you go in there)

[Stanley Burrell]

Damn, you packed her shit tight dude!!

(But next time, make her purge before you go in there)

Thnx. But yeah, effing F this shit. No matter how good her panties smell; and how capable my Jew-nose is of taking in that extra odor, it's time seal my nostrils and brace myself for the impact velocity of the ass dive.

Psych; but yeah, I need to kick an intelligent, beautiful, good-hearted, kind, sexy, extremely wonderful bitch to the curb. I've got my pimp-hand on the whetstone, just give me the signal.

[Kuyuk]

This signal?



Or maybe you just need to use one of these.

[Stanley Burrell]

The Spocker will be upgraded from Leonard Nimoy to Borg status. I'm sending off proton torpedoes from the GTFO Enterprise.

Edit: Captain's log -- Keep you guys updated.

[radamanthys]

Probably the right decision. For your sake if anything. When she goes nuclear, it's best to avoid the blast radius.

Always remember.... Smart, Pretty, Sane. Pick two.

[4a6c1]

Always remember.... Smart, Pretty, Sane. Pick two.

wait.

[Xanator]

I'm not saying that perfectly nice people don't wind up involved with drugs, go through rehabilitation, and become perfectly nice people again, but. From what personal life experience I have in the matter:

My wife's aunt married a guy she met in rehab (heroin), they relapsed constantly and ended up with Hep C from sharing needles, she died almost two years ago at the age of 46. My mother-in-law dated a guy she used to shoot up with for years and years, and remained on a cocktail of prescription anti-anxiety meds, anti-depressants, and painkillers that he pressured her to convince various doctors she needed until she died right after New Years' 2009 of acute fentanyl intoxication at the age of 51.

My father-in-law, who was also a former heroin addict who contracted Hep C at a younger age, married a woman who had nothing to do with his addiction days, and ended up never touching the stuff again en route to a very successful and lucrative career in animation and design. He was one of the most genuinely happy and fulfilled people I ever knew before he was unfortunately taken from us in 2006 at the age of 44.

The general rule of thumb, from what I've been told and observed, is once you quit it, quit the whole scene. Don't talk to the people you knew, don't read your old diaries, don't hang out at your old stomping grounds, don't slam a bottle of vodka and blow trees with a chick who got booted from her halfway house, don't slam a bottle of vodka and blow trees with the guy who's letting you crash on his couch since you got kicked out of your halfway house, etc. All the better for protecting you from yourself, and certainly keeps you out of some seriously compromising situations.

BUT! It is so cool to get getting play play-by-play from a stoned drunk guy on an internet forum. The topic of this thread is fail, but the thread itself is win.